Today, I woke up after having a dream which included sex with a very hot guy. I realized it's about time I get laid, because the hot guy was Brock from Pokémon. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a 7-year dry spell, I finally got laid. The downside? It was in my dreams and involved a character from My Little Pony forcing itself on me. Now I hate that fucking stupid show more than ever. FML
Today, I had a very hot sex dream about my female coworker. It was so good I woke up practically rock hard, jerked off, and had an amazing orgasm. There’s just one problem: I’m a gay guy, in a committed relationship. FML
Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML
Today, I woke up after having a wet dream about Marge Simpson. I really need to get laid. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
Today, I woke up from a dream in which I had a penis. Apparently I talk in my sleep, because my boyfriend kept staring at my crotch. FML
Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML
Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML
Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML
Today, I woke up after a dream where I got it good from none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger. The problem? I'm a guy, and straight. Apparently my subconscious has a fetish for old Austrian bodybuilders. FML
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HooHooHa 6
After years of rejection, Brock finally gets some action!
zingline89 18
Gotta catch 'em all did not refer to STDs.
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Comments (146)
lux0rd 18
My sister always had a crush on Brock when she was younger and insisted she would marry him one day
wironandine 8
Pathetic
AH1Zviper 15
I'm not going to even try. You just deserve to be thumbed down.
TwiztedYuri 9
you sir had Jo childhood
tne201992 12
During my childhood, I always thought Brock's eyes were closed. Lol! I think it was because he was asian? Someone help me out here. lol!
Tepig 11
Brock's eyes are closed. He opened them in one episode.
carminecris89 13
Wasn't Brock supposed to be 15? That's a little creepy...
emag_eht 18
Unless OP is also around that age. Not everyone who submits an FML is 18 and over.
madisonrose626 5
He was 18, Misty was 15, Ash was 12
Tepig 11
Actually, Brock is around 12-15 (I'm not really sure), Misty is 12, and Ash is 10 or 11 depending on which episode you're watching, though the newest seasons changed his age back to 10 for some reason.
lolipop1234_fml 7
Random question I have been wondering for ages? Is brock black or asian? I'm not trying to sound racist at all, but his eyes look Asian and his skin looks dark, but his dad looked the same so it wasn't like he was mixed race?
BlackBlazeCobra 16
Well hey, you made Brock happy!
1R1X0X0 10
Was the dream in some kind of Anime style or did Brock become a real person? This bugs me most about this FML..
emag_eht 18
33- What ever happened to "to each his own"?
RogueWarrior869 23
Brock is 13 - 15. If you're around this age, you shouldn't be so focused on getting laid. If you're 18 and up, how did a young teen end up in your dream? His English voice doesn't make him sound his rightful age, at all, so I don't know if that had anything to do with it. Still, fyl.
madisonrose626 5
Most people don't know the character's real age. Besides, Brock wasn't that young he was 16-18, Misty 13-16, Ash 10-13
laden_swallow09 35
I don't blame you. I'm straight, and I find Brock attractive.