Today, I woke up after a night of New Year's Eve partying. I remember the night going great. What I don't remember is laying naked in the shower while my girlfriend ran water over my body to make me feel better. I also made my own funeral plans because I was convinced I was going to die. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
Today, I went to a party with a friend. All I remember is passing out on the couch. About 10 minutes ago, I was woken up by a bucket of cold water and thrown out by the guy who lives there. I'm still dripping and very cold, and I have no idea where the hell I am. FML
Today, I woke up naked, duck-taped to the wall, with no memory of last night. FML
Today, I woke up with my face covered in blood. Turns out that yesterday at my colleague's birthday party, I got so drunk that I started yelling "Nappy time!" before falling out of my hammock and face-first onto the concrete ground. FML
Today, I woke up in a bathtub, completely soaked and covered in both mine and someone else's puke. Happy New Year. FML
Today, I woke up after a night of partying and heavy drinking. Apparently word travels quickly, because everyone now knows that I spent hours lying in an empty bathtub, rubbing shampoo over my body with the expectation that it'd increase my penis size. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
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tucansamTommyG 12
Good girlfriend you got there.
ohnowhyme123 15
at least you didn't propose
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sabbyheartswhat 23
Is it uncommon for girlfriends to do that? Like even if we just started dating. You're my guy and I take care of you, because I'm sure you'd do the same. Isn't that part of a relationship? Who would just bail?
joe3_fml 15
At least this isn't a " i found my gf laying in another mans arms as i woke up this morning" type of deal.
SoftballMe123 5
Maybe that's WHY u thought the night was going great!
Tonisha1989 11
Yeah my bf at the time got super wasted and passed out in the street with his shorts around his ankles. I'd love to trade places with your gf. I could take care of a "dying" man than a guy four times my size who got a 15 year old girls number and had to be team lifted into a lifted truck.
xluciferx666 21
FML? More like woohoo you found out that lady is a keeper
jeragonm 15
Shouldn't have drank so much.
Tattooed_21 11
I had to do that last year for my boyfriend after playing beer pong with liquor shots. He passed out and vomited everywhere. I think it's safe to say you owe her one. Haha.
WasabiG 11
shes a keeper
AcrusaderA 10
We've all been there, my brother clogged a motel bath drain at a family reunion and our dad slept in a ditch after his bachelor party
Rababco 29
Sounds like you have a good girlfriend, OP. She obviously cares a lot about you. Maybe you should be more careful with the alcohol next time though.