Today, I woke up after a night of New Year's Eve partying. I remember the night going great. What I don't remember is laying naked in the shower while my girlfriend ran water over my body to make me feel better. I also made my own funeral plans because I was convinced I was going to die. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
Today, I went to a party with a friend. All I remember is passing out on the couch. About 10 minutes ago, I was woken up by a bucket of cold water and thrown out by the guy who lives there. I'm still dripping and very cold, and I have no idea where the hell I am. FML
Today, I woke up naked, duck-taped to the wall, with no memory of last night. FML
Today, I woke up with my face covered in blood. Turns out that yesterday at my colleague's birthday party, I got so drunk that I started yelling "Nappy time!" before falling out of my hammock and face-first onto the concrete ground. FML
Today, I woke up in a bathtub, completely soaked and covered in both mine and someone else's puke. Happy New Year. FML
Today, I woke up after a night of partying and heavy drinking. Apparently word travels quickly, because everyone now knows that I spent hours lying in an empty bathtub, rubbing shampoo over my body with the expectation that it'd increase my penis size. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
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tucansamTommyG 12
Good girlfriend you got there.
ohnowhyme123 15
at least you didn't propose
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Comments (51)
LostInTheZone11 29
You owe your girlfriend a nice night on the town.
lestethegreat 10
Bwhahaha!! I made my own funeral plans last week when I tried pot cookies for the first time. Unfortunate for me, the unicorn has escaped :( Don't feel bad OP, my ex passed out in the tub the night of his stag. I just covered him with a blanket & let him be.
123765 18
Have a laugh about it. You also have a girlfriend that cares about you alot
i_needa_username 17
You have a nice girlfriend; and now you have a planned funeral!!
BobOsso_fml 8
Sounds like the work of an amateur. Learn how to hold your alcohol better.
townailz 16
Drugs
Lalala579121 28
I don't really see how this is an FML. You had a great party, you have a caring girlfriend, and you have a story to tell in the future. And you apparently forgot all the parts where you were actually feeling bad.
XxsabathxX 12
My boyfriend got the same way in Christmas. He kept saying he was cold and asked if he was dying.
earljonez 22
goin wild for the night **** being polite
nreed32 20
I wish I had a girlfriend like that. I also wish I had a girlfriend :/