Today, I was walking to the store when I ran into one of my friends. He said he heard about my bike being stolen the day before, and that whoever took it was a heartless dick. I hadn't told anyone about the theft. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML
Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML
Today, I found my bike that was stolen a week ago in front of someone's house. Now this wouldn't have been a problem if my husband didn't steal it to go meet with his girlfriend. FML
Today, I realized that my bike was stolen. It was no big deal, my name and number was on it, but it was a crappy bike anyway. I live 3 miles away, and while I was on my walk home I noticed a bike had been thrown through my principal's window. Who's bike was it? Mine. FML
Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML
Today, I saw a man on my bike that was stolen a few years ago. I asked him if I could have my bike back just wondering what he'd say. He calmly replied, "Hell no, I stole this fair and square." FML
Today, I saw a bike locked to a short bollard, making it very easy to steal. Being as nice as I am, I stayed, hoping the owner would come soon and no one else would take it. Then the guy who bullied me in highschool showed up, asked me what I was doing, laughed at me, took the bike, and left. FML
Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML
Today, I rode my newly-purchased bicycle to Lowe's to look at flooring and back splashes for our upcoming remodel. Upon leaving the store, I found out that my bicycle had been stolen by someone who had bought a hacksaw from that store while I was shopping. They left the receipt to mock me. FML
Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML
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Sebash_fml 0
Guilty!
hunterhound 0
he's a dick
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Sebash_fml 0
Guilty!
theten_fml 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
heartless? it's just a bike.
msdoesntbelong 6
well looks like we know who the heartless d*ck is.
ariannaa_fml 17
Maybe he was trying to hint to you that it was him...
redbluegreen 41
Did you really have to censor yourself, #21?
flockz 20
21- why would he be a heartless duck? i thought all ducks had hearts.
urdirtyolduncle 15
why so many FMLs about bikes? are all op like 12 years old? who the hell rides a bike anymore.
volley4eva1698 0
just a bike? some bikes can cost up to $900... biking is better for the environment than driving , and I dont think you would wanna walk.. and stop bitching? I would be pissed if someone stole my bike...stfu
cyanidesandwich 21
18- it nit just a bike its a Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious bike!!! (and yes i spelled that correctly)
cyanidesandwich 21
not*
360XBOXFTW 0
my bike is worth $1500. i'd be pissed if someone stole it
Ch0sen 13
Things can be stolen even if they're locked up. Even your precious little gas guzzling truck, when matched against a thief experienced enough. Use your damn brain before you go telling people it's their fault something was stolen from them. Would you be pissed if someone snatched a Benjamin out of your wallet? A bike usually costs much more than that. Again, use your damn brain.
Feklfekl2222 32
70-op could of locked it up and the thief sawed/cut through the chain/lock. it is quite common. also people use bikes because it uses less energy than walking so they can get further
Denikk 0
USA? Sue him.
xalerion 0
79- stereotyping jackoff? shove one where the sun don't shine my love it sucks op, just keep an eye out, if he's stupid enough to let on it was him like that, he may be stupid enough to have not taken care to keep it well hidden or get rid of it quickly,
haiu2323 10
How about 10-20 miles? It's a rather plausible distance to ride a bike, but a bitch of a walk. Why can ppl ******* use their pea-brains and be a bit compassionate for OP? I bet if you lose your ps3 or xbox, you would bitch on fml too. Stop sounding like a smart ass with all the solutions. FML is where ppl rant, bitch about their misery. If they stop, you wouldn't have this page to even comment on so stfu.
roger507 0
26- I hope you are not retatrded!!
RinaRina 9
well either the friend stole the bike or he heard from the thief that it got stolen? could be both
arlekin21 0
is this the same bike that got stolen like two days ago here on fml
MsJoyfull 4
121- you're a bag of douche, I hope your truck gets stolen, you can let us know how the horse looks from down there. I bet tampons fall out of you when you sneeze. Snotty twat.
jallred254 4
wow way to be a bitch
jallred254 4
thatss... akward.
venusvsmars 2
nicole890, it's upsetting just to get something little and inexpensive stolen from you by a friend, let alone a bike that can be even $2000.
justalilrandom2 4
Nicole890 we don't dislike you because you "have some money", in fact to hazard a guess I'd say I have more than you, it's the fact that you have gone on and on about getting over it when you would be the first to bitch if someone stole from you, and even more if it was a friend who likely did it. If op can't drive the bike means the same to them as your truck does to you, so yes you could replace it if someone stole it but would be happy? No. None of your comments have had any value, or any reason to be posted, I'd think before posting in future.
MsJoyfull 4
130- you weren't dropped as a baby, you were clearly thrown against a wall. P.S. I own a jag str and a gold edition caddie, you think you're the only person that has money?? P.P.S. the stretch marks around your mouth are a clear indication of how you raised the funds for your truck. Sent with love MsJoyfull
Sebash_fml 0
ALL of nicole890's comments have thumbs down or negative feedback! Stop being a heartless dick nicole!
Darklord53 0
So, you're saying people that don't have bikes to walk 4-5 miles to go somewhere? Quit replying to people, you're pissing me off just reading your responses.
ilikepie789 0
OWNED!!!
ilikepie789 0
that was about 147s comment btw
Thunderbender 2
nicole lets see if we can make this easy for you. #1 bikes are expensive as shit. #2 Op uses it as a mode of transportation so obviously this is a big deal and no, walking is not a reasonable substitute for some one who actually uses a bike to get places because you can much farther, faster on a bike. That's like some one getting their car stolen and you saying well you just ride a bike -_- #3 Obviously the main point of this fml is the fact that his friend stole his bike (or knows who did steal his bike)
Xr70r7 4
Talk about a heartless dick!
swimchica22 0
innocent until proven guilty
InOthrWords 12
guilty until proven innocent
juicedboi 7
Psychic.
lucas002 0
maybe he just said that cause he saw you walking.
reptileguy1296 0
So, he called himself a heartless dick?
MagicGiraffe 12
or OP's parents or relatives told somebody...
xXshadowrollerXx 6
OBJECTION!
arlekin21 0
wathappened to a the comments
cyanidesandwich 21
what the hell happened to all the original comments???
BlackOpsPWNR 0
shouldn't have gave that homeless man money..
fckdupzf 0
at least now u know who stole it!
purplepizza21 0
soooo he's a heartless dick and he knows it too
swimchica22 0
so everyone thumbed me down? why? I'm correct.
neimato1 0
only in america everywhere else its guilty till proven innocent
phuckmylife_1 9
maybe another friend told him?
darebear331 4
HE HASNT TOLD ANYONE. Can you read? ^
hunterhound 0
he's a dick
NastyNinja31 0
you should kill his dog and call him an hour like telling him u "heard" about it
NastyNinja31 0
Idk where "like" came from... damn iPod
Nerry_fml 0
^ that's raw lol
goshpeople 4
Or the real thief bragged about the theft and OP's friend heard about it through the grapevine.
NastyNinja31 0
69-..."today since I'm such a badass I stole a 12 year olds bike"
sourgirl101 29
I find it strange that the OP didn't say a word to anyone, not even to fill out a police report or perhaps to his parents. Rumours could have gotten out without the OP realizing it was told to at least one person that knew the friend.
Revalation 2
I love nastyninja's pic :)
Slipknot666Maggo 0
107 -..... I didn't file a police report when my bike was stolen.
swimchica22 0
64- dicks don't kill innocent puppies :'( you puppy killer!!!!
Tektite 14
You need more friends.. and start locking your shit up. You can't trust people now adays.
Shadow_2059379755 3
A heartless dick his own words
TheMasticater 9
Haha what a douche, and hopefully now an ex-friend
gurpreet 5
hey your hot
Dr_Jalepenos 0
well he was right after all!
Mattsharky5 2
OP, I think your friend is a physic
sandi315 0
lol? physic? don't u mean psychic?
im_bored_tired 12
whatever you say can and will be held against you in the court of law.
ipodlover1995 0
i think you may not have a brain? yeah.
JakeLee 6
catfight! *grabs popcorn*
ipodlover1995 0
Haha well at least I can recognize what FML we're talking about. just sayin.
ritbbehindu 0
boobies
MrPlopper 9
Boobs!
thatguynamedsky 32
a cuddly kitten!
jillianmathers12 13
Heartless dick!
Revalation 2
my dick has a heart :)
Plante12 8
steal it back
iliketurdles 7
two wrongs don't make a right.
skizza_fml 3
three lefts do
thatguy205 4
.....is it really considered stealing if the item in question is yours?
LakersFanatiC 3
its just getting ur stuff back why would it be wrong ?
iTransform 8
114- Ask OJ Simpson
chokeabitch 0
you're a moron.
maddie2015 0
98-it's his bike to begin with!
hoodasswhitekid 0
119- I was thinking the same exact thing haha
iAmScrubs 19
Your friend is a heartless dick. He was right about one thing.
tsim_fml 0
YAY!!! new pic for scubs! like that hat btw.
BIEBERSLAYER 10
worlds dumbest criminals candidate right there.
chocomilk82 0
why do your comments always get thumbed up
Person1233 13
Obviously because of his name.
BIEBERSLAYER 10
why wouldn't you thumb up the name BIEBERSLAYER it's awesome.
TheresNoEffingwa 7
I think it's because of the sublime pic.
theaws0m3guy 4
My comments always get thumbed down for no apparent reason...
TheRealSIDeal 1
because he can
TheRealSIDeal 1
but rbecca black slayer is a better name
NomOnShroomz 14
Why do your comments always get thumbed down?... Wait, I think I know...
CookieCrazy 8
HELL YES! I'm waiting for the show to start right now
AssassinPanda69 6
LOL 69 THUMBS UP!!
graydragon95 0
well I guess we know who did it...
currychicken 4
no shit, sherlock.
dancerNsinger4li 0
Wait, are you sure, because I couldn't grasp that from the FML....
takeapieandrun 9
It's possible that someone saw it being stolen and told him. Although that's unlikely...
Turner_22 0
Yes, it is very unlikely.
talktomandybaby 8
bitch ^^^^