Today, I went to the movies. After it was over I got up and noticed a designer purse sitting on the ground in the back row. I opened it to look for anything that could give me a address so I could return it. The owner came back, assumed I was robbing her, and punched me in the nose. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a purse in the school bathroom. When I looked inside, there was an iPod along with some other expensive stuff in it. I took it to the office so the right owner would get it back. The owner passed me in the hall on the way there; she freaked out and punched me in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me to hold her purse while shopping. All of a sudden, a robber punched me in the face and took her purse. She started crying about her purse and told me to get off the ground because I was embarrassing her. FML
Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML
Today, I was working as a cashier and a woman brought up a suitcase. As I was ringing her up I checked inside like I'm supposed to and I very jokingly say, "Look at all the stuff you're stealing." She laughed nervously then hit me in the head with her heavy purse before running out of the store. FML
Today, while on my way to the movies, I stopped at a gas station to pick up candy so I could avoid the high prices at the movies. The guy who tore my ticket asked for my purse, confiscated my candy, and then kicked me out of the movie theater. That guy was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Today, I was at the store when I saw that a cart in the checkout line next to me was starting to roll away and the owner hadn't noticed. I tried to help by reaching out to stop the cart from moving, but when the owner saw me with the cart, she began to hit me for trying to steal her purse. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when a man stole my purse. He then opened the purse, threw up in it, and gave it back. FML
Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML
Today, I stopped to replace a stuffed bear that had fallen from a small memorial for a girl killed nearby. Her mom happened to walk by and thought I was stealing it. She hit me with her purse. FML
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lolatyouhaha 0
why the hell would she leave it sitting on the ground in the first place? fyl.
L0veh8te 0
You should snapped your fingures and say ohh no you didnt, then Bitch Slap her and walked away while throwing her purse across the theatre.
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nomo_fml 0
No good deed goes unpunished.
UsingLogic 0
Sue her. That will teach her basic courtesy and social behavior. She would had been very happy if she had gone home without it and you had brought it back to her. If there wasn't a high chance the purse contained items that can be used to prove it's her's, I would had told you to yell that she was assaulting you to steal your purse =p However, I should also take note that you made a mistake by looking at what was inside. Since you were in a theater, you should had given the purse to someone working there. They probably have a lost and found service, or they would had returned it. Considering this option was available but you did not use it, I can understand the owner thought you were stealing things from her purse. Still doesn't excuse her behavior , but you could had avoided your troubles. But you had good intentions so I'm not throwing stones at you. I'm just giving you some advice for next time, so you don't get in undeserved trouble again.
Dickman16 0
u dont just start looking through people's stuff like that. YDI
Bumlove89 0
Wow. This is without a doubt a But next time you should be more careful and if you're going to try to help you should just bring it to the front counter and tell them you found a purse.
kewlz323 0
that sucks you were trying to help someone and they punched you in the face fyl
Tsukasa_fml 0
This is why when I do this I think out loud "maybe I can find an address or something."
lovell_says_hey 0
lol same thing happened to me a couple weeks ago with a cell phone. she had a kid, though, so she didn't punch me. I did get dirty looks from everyone, however.
lovell_says_hey 0
lol same thing happened to me a couple weeks ago with a cell phone. she had a kid, though, so she didn't punch me. I did get dirty looks from everyone, however.
myfishisBOBA 0
You should have beat her ass and taken her purse. Dumb bitch.
squigglyshark 0
no good deed goes unpunished