Today, I went to the movies. After it was over I got up and noticed a designer purse sitting on the ground in the back row. I opened it to look for anything that could give me a address so I could return it. The owner came back, assumed I was robbing her, and punched me in the nose. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a purse in the school bathroom. When I looked inside, there was an iPod along with some other expensive stuff in it. I took it to the office so the right owner would get it back. The owner passed me in the hall on the way there; she freaked out and punched me in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me to hold her purse while shopping. All of a sudden, a robber punched me in the face and took her purse. She started crying about her purse and told me to get off the ground because I was embarrassing her. FML
Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML
Today, I was working as a cashier and a woman brought up a suitcase. As I was ringing her up I checked inside like I'm supposed to and I very jokingly say, "Look at all the stuff you're stealing." She laughed nervously then hit me in the head with her heavy purse before running out of the store. FML
Today, while on my way to the movies, I stopped at a gas station to pick up candy so I could avoid the high prices at the movies. The guy who tore my ticket asked for my purse, confiscated my candy, and then kicked me out of the movie theater. That guy was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Today, I was at the store when I saw that a cart in the checkout line next to me was starting to roll away and the owner hadn't noticed. I tried to help by reaching out to stop the cart from moving, but when the owner saw me with the cart, she began to hit me for trying to steal her purse. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when a man stole my purse. He then opened the purse, threw up in it, and gave it back. FML
Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML
Today, I stopped to replace a stuffed bear that had fallen from a small memorial for a girl killed nearby. Her mom happened to walk by and thought I was stealing it. She hit me with her purse. FML
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lolatyouhaha 0
why the hell would she leave it sitting on the ground in the first place? fyl.
L0veh8te 0
You should snapped your fingures and say ohh no you didnt, then Bitch Slap her and walked away while throwing her purse across the theatre.
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Comments (80)
Naheelawhatwhat 0
What a good person you are. If it were me I would have taken the purse along with everything in it. Especially if it's a Chanel purse. I love Chanel!
bayybee 0
I don't really blame her. What if you actually had been robbing her? You could have gotten away in the time it took for her to wait for an explanation. When people panic or worry they react off of instinct anyway. Sucks for you though, but thanks for being considerate :]
alphaxzero 0
don't lie. your were checking for money.
Strawe 0
learn to English?
DannyBoii12 0
Backhand Slap - because of hoes like this
Zomlette 0
IMO, the woman who left her purse isn't necessarily a bitch. I would imagine she probably panicked when she realized she had left it in the theatre, ran back to get it, and panicked further when she saw a stranger shuffling through her stuff. She reacted instinctively. Do I agree with her? No. Did the OP deserve it? Also no. Its just a shitty situation all around. That being said.... FYL, OP.
phatdaddy 0
FYL for getting punched for being nice. YDI for not realizing how shady that looks, and not telling an employee.
lesp 6
This fits my life motto, "Do something nice for someone and get screwed." FYL
anniesaysbueno 0
maybe if you hadn't been so NOSEY haha no I'm just kidding. it's a shame that people are so quick to assume the worst out of other people. fyl
dan0 0
should have taken it to the box office instead of looking in it
e11e 0
wtf she must have anger issues. why wouldn't she just tell you rather than punching you? I'd punch her back.