Today, while on my way to the movies, I stopped at a gas station to pick up candy so I could avoid the high prices at the movies. The guy who tore my ticket asked for my purse, confiscated my candy, and then kicked me out of the movie theater. That guy was my boyfriend. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Movie night
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
Weird simile but OK
Today, at the movies, some asswipe kept throwing candy at me. After 20 minutes of it, I got up and went over to get him to stop. Good news: his balls vanished faster than a politician's spine immediately after being elected. Bad news: I got kicked out for "starting a disturbance". FML
Say hello, wave goodbye
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me to a movie after days of not seeing me. This long-awaited date involved me paying for food and my movie ticket when he ran out of cash again. He then dumped me as we left the theater walking to his car. Yes, I financed my own breakup date. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
Great day out
Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML
Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
Today, I went to the movies. After it was over I got up and noticed a designer purse sitting on the ground in the back row. I opened it to look for anything that could give me a address so I could return it. The owner came back, assumed I was robbing her, and punched me in the nose. FML
Today, this guy and I went on a date to the movies. We got up to the desk and I asked for one ticket for 'Jennifer's Body.' The guy moved his way in front of me and said, "make that two tickets." He then walked away to look at movie posters and left me with the $22.50 charge. FML
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qwillis98 20
Wow what an ass. Maybe he was angry because you were going to the movies without him?
wlddog 14
Some rules are just meant to be broken.
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ms92497 4
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Well, i guess its a good thing that he takes his job seriously
wlddog 14
Some rules are just meant to be broken.
Shadow_Phantom 26
Agreeing with 24, here. The prices at theatres are outrageous.
mystashisgone 6
He could lose his job for "searching" your purse. He is not a police officer he has no right. When a store around here suspects someone stole something or brought something they shouldn't have al they can do is ask you to turn out your own purse, of which they are not allowed to touch. If you refuse then all they can do is ask you to leave or call the police.
Syntax_fml 4
They can actually search your things. When you go into private property you are consenting to certain things. You can either do as asked (have your purse searched) or leave the property.
damn_homie 2
No she need to **** him up
sens3sfailing 25
So I can just search a girls panties if she's on my private property and even if she doesn't consent it's not rape should I put fine print somewhere in my home that I can do that? Seems legit...
S182 15
109, same rule applies. You can't force her to do anything, but you always have the right to ask her to leave. Don't be so dramatic.
laden_swallow09 35
119- The concept still applies, here. If 101's faulty information were correct, 109 could "legally" rape someone. Since his use of "they" is ambiguous, I can't tell if he's referring to police officers or theater ushers. Either way, neither have the legal right to directly search someone without explicit consent.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#101- I work at a movie theater, and we are definitely not allowed to go through people's purse or belongings. Oh, and just a fun fact... Everyone who works with me at the theater brings their own candy in when we watch movies, we don't buy it from the theater. The prices are ridiculous!
gc327072 31
Hell yea they are! Back when I had my old wheelchair, it had a pocket underneath. One time I brought Arby's sandwiches, candy, AND sodas… for four! Not a single **** was given that day.
His_Holiness 18
Maybe they should hire TSA people to work at the movie theater
Feared 9
Theaters barely make any money off of admission. That's why the concession prices are so high.
whostolemylama 12
Not sure why some comments were thumbed down. The theaters reserve the right to search your bag. It's usually on a sign when you give the ticket to the usher. P.S. they do it because they do not want people with cameras coming and bootlegging movies. I say kicking out was extreme especially from a loved one, but I'm just here to clarify that they could and have the right to refuse service.
nature_girl_08 14
189: they have the right to ASK to search someone's purse. if they so no, they cannot legally search it. even police officers need consent to search a person or vehicle, unless they have a search warrant. he cannot take her purse and search without her telling him that he can
nature_girl_08 14
1: no, actually, he is violating his girlfriend's privacy by searching her bag without her consent. even a police officer needs your consent to search your personal belongings. otherwise, they need a search warrant. he doesn't have the authority to do anything of the kind. the fourth amendment protects against things like this; if he had asked to see IN her bag, with her holding it open, and he had found, say, a gun or something not allowed in the theater (aka the candy), he could have asked her to leave or dispose of the candy. if she did not comply, he could have called security. he could NOT take her things.
zepher93 7
I am not disagreeing or agreeing with the varied opinions here, but I thought I'd put in my two cents. Due to the recent theater shooting, theaters tightening up security a bit. I've been asked to let them search my bag numerous times, mostly for weapons and such. It's general procedure. It may vary on location though. However, I've never been clueless enough to actually get caught with my smuggled sweets (:
GoodLookingGeese 10
Since when can a dude on the cinema gate look to someone's purse???wtf
SillyGirl4602 23
101- I work at a bar. With your logic, I can search anyone that comes into the bar to see if they brought their own alcohol since they are on private property. It doesn't work like that.
7yzz 18
Seriously? A freakin' movie ticket taker cant search someone's goddamn purse! Police cant even do that unless you consent or they have proven reasons to be suspicious of you! And this guy did this to his GIRLFRIEND? Hes a freak and deserves to be alone.
qwillis98 20
Wow what an ass. Maybe he was angry because you were going to the movies without him?
kaycol 8
She technically wasn't going without him
AugustBurnsToast 14
Or maybe she had sour patch kids and so needed an excuse to be able take them.
yoyoforpeace 14
Whenever I go they never check my purse and I go to a few different places...not sure that they're allowed to unless you have a huge suspicious bag.
tjv3 10
Let's see : it's his job and he could lose his job for not doing it. But he didn't have to kick you out though. He's probably made that you showed so little regard for his job to try and sneak food in. It's really disrespectful on your part
RedPillSucks 33
What's disrespectful is paying $2 of $50 candy and $4 for $1 worth of soda
hannaaaahr 33
Exactly, she shouldn't have gone with her other boyfriend, heartless bitch.
qwillis98 20
@222 Ummmmm? Not at all what I was implying.
ImWhiteBoy_WhoRU 10
He was only doing his job.... Still kind of a dick move though
Anai08 17
It's definitely not any ticket takers job to search someone's purse (My response: "Do you have a warrant? No? Okay then"). And even still, they definitely can't 'confiscate' something that belongs to you! It was made worse by the fact that this ticket taker happens to be OP's angry boyfriend. It's pretty obvious though that whatever he's angry about, he's handling it very immaturely.
Axel5238 29
They can search your belongings to see if your bringing in outside food or drink or trying to bring in camera's to bootleg the movie.
MarisaCB 16
I always thought they weren't allowed to search your stuff...
crackz12 10
They can search your shit but i wouldnt let them take it if i were being kicked out anyway. And even if he werent your boyfriend id say dick move, not like he makes a commission off candy.
xgetxbentx 13
He wasn't doing his job, they can't legally search people's purses, even if it is someone they know.
His_Holiness 18
Movie theaters are a business, and I think we can all agree that's its better to have crazy expensive food and drink than expensive tickets. People who smuggle food and drink into the theater cut deep into the profits of the business and it is understandable for a movie theater to want to prevent people from doing it. If Op's boyfriend up and grabbed the purse to check for candy he should be fired, but chances are he asked and she allowed him to check it.
spekledworf 18
As an usher (the ticket ripper), we don't search purses or backpacks however we can ask that you throw away outside food and drinks or to not enter with an oversized purse or backback. Ever since the movie theater shooting incident, we have upped our security, and the security guards or police officers detailing our theater my search your bags.
FML_Elle 17
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Was because you broke up with him, right? FYL
VannahJane 17
OP said boyfriend not ex boyfriend
daminantion 14
OP said "WAS [her] boyfriend".
CharresBarkrey 16
121 - That's because the entire FML is in the past tense.
FML_Elle 17
I was meaning to say he should be her ex bf. sorry about that
TheNewGuy03 29
All FMLs are written in the present tense, so at that moment in time, he was her boyfriend, though that is likely not the case right now.
tanekdrachonae 19
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Welcome to the adult world. His job is more important than your cheapness.
VannahJane 17
Movie food prices are crazy high, i bring my own candy too. And i don't think a job should be more important than a person you care about
free2speak 14
While theory, I would agree but in reality, it doesn't really make that much of a difference. I, sometimes, bring my own candy but my bf and I always end up getting popcorn and a slushie, anyway so it doesn't really matter. I doubt it's hurting the business to the point of them going bankrupt so why not? Others do this all the time! If it was that big of a deal, my local movie theatre would be checking everyone's purses all the time. But that was real dick bag of OP... Who does that to their own GF? If that was me, I would've sneaked my BF in the movie for free or invited him later after the last showing so him and I would have the whole theatre to myself.
Lionesse 15
#5 How is that being cheap? That's being smart. I am a big movie goer and I stock up on snacks from the nearest Walmart because I can buy a soda for a buck whereas AMC charges a whopping 5 bucks for one. I mean if you can afford it then more power to you but most folks like me, can't. So I call it smart and using the brain god gave you not cheap. Or maybe it's cheap but it's the way to go.
BreezyLynn333 9
My friend and I always get sodas out of the vending machines before going in, it's cheaper than buying a small soda at my movie theater.
TheDrifter 24
Movie tickets are a break even for theaters, the money that keeps the doors open and staff paid comes mostly from concessions. There are also health department rules in some areas that prohibit outside food, in case of food poisoning or other potential lawsuits.
brenton490 19
that's because that's where theaters make there big bucks to stay in business they dot make as much from tickets because they lose a percentage that's how the world works
CrissyyyS2 22
Wow! Then I must be extremely cheap! I only go for Matinees~ Movies before 12PM costs $7, few people I know pay $5 or $6 where they live. I even "movie hop". Cheapest of the cheap? Meh. If saving me a couple of bucks is called cheap, well then, MAN I LOVE BEING CHEAP. Let's see.. save a buck here... and a buck here... OMG I SAVED 100 BUCKS.
tanekdrachonae 19
Oh it's so thrifty to be a cheap waste of life. Good going, congratulations on being cheats and swindlers.
Lionesse 15
Au contraire #170. It's not being a cheap waste of life or a cheater, or a swindler. It's being smart enough to recognize when you are being cheated out of your money. If anything, the consumer is being cheated out their money. I mean, a buck used to go far. Now it doesn't. You have to learn how to consume more economically. Some people aren't made of money and it sure as hell doesn't grow on trees. But hey, you go right ahead bud and pay 5 bucks for a soda while your neighbor buys a 12 pack for 3 bucks.
omg36 7
I work at a movie theatre... I sneak my own food in too. It's Damn expensive.
captain_howdy171 3
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guess you learned 2 lessons. 1. rules are meant to be followed 2. your boyfriend is a huge douchenozzle
VannahJane 17
Rules are always made to be broken
disturbedrox11 17
62-some rules are meant to be broken but definitely not all of them. I wouldn't suggest killing anyone just because there's a rule against it.
bandofsand 10
He sounds swell.
FMLGriff 8
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I hope past tense boyfriend...
kittycat1597 10
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I hope you also confiscated his ability to be your boyfriend.
bach2121 13
Eminem is not a band and you are too young to be on this website
d3vil666 6
For what doing his job? There's always one person ??
AugustBurnsToast 14
Now go steal some of his candy.