Today, I was at the store when I saw that a cart in the checkout line next to me was starting to roll away and the owner hadn't noticed. I tried to help by reaching out to stop the cart from moving, but when the owner saw me with the cart, she began to hit me for trying to steal her purse. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was grocery shopping when I left my cart to grab an item. I returned, and started pushing the cart again. Halfway through the store, a furious lady confronted me, demanding her cart back. I had to walk back in shame to find my own actual cart, which was now nowhere to be found. FML
Today, I went to the store, but after I'd selected my items, I saw that I'd forgotten my wallet. When I tried to explain to the cashier, he thought that I was trying to steal and called the cops. My roommate had to come to the store to save me. FML
Today, while I was shopping, I spotted a lady who had the last of an item I wanted in her cart. She went off to the dressing room, so seeing my opportunity, I went and grabbed it from her cart, and put it in mine. I hadn't noticed her bratty-ass daughter next to the cart, who then yelled, “I saw that! Mommy! Some lady's stealing from your cart!” FML
Today, I was strolling past an old women when from behind me she called, "Can you help me get the rest of the groceries out of the car?" I approached the car, and helped her unload bags. She began hitting me, screaming, "SOMEONE IS STEALING MY THINGS". She was actually asking her son in the car. FML
Today, since it's company policy, I had to go to the back of my small store to retrieve an item for a customer, even though I was working by myself. I came back to find that since she couldn't get into the cash register, she found and stole my purse instead. FML
Today, I was at the supermarket when an elderly lady asked if I'd grab some coffee for her from a high shelf. The moment I took my hands off my almost-full shopping cart, she made off with it. I ended up getting thrown out by security after she claimed I was trying to steal it from her. FML
Today, I was working as a cashier and a woman brought up a suitcase. As I was ringing her up I checked inside like I'm supposed to and I very jokingly say, "Look at all the stuff you're stealing." She laughed nervously then hit me in the head with her heavy purse before running out of the store. FML
Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML
Today, I went to an over-crowded grocery store. As I reached the front of a long line, I noticed that a cart had been abandoned in everybody's way. Trying to be helpful, I moved it to the side. An enormous woman then shoved me and yelled at me for "pushing her property around." FML
Today, while buying groceries, I noticed that the lady in front of me had left a box behind. I grabbed the box and ran out the door after her. After turning around to find three employees chasing me, I noticed I had just stolen the donation box. FML
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Top comments
Alanna_Vicious 0
No good deed goes unpunished.
danielrp34 7
Punch that bitch in her ***** mouth. No wait, thats how I got my restraining order......
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Comments (61)
Alanna_Vicious 0
No good deed goes unpunished.
reapfml 0
Agreed
reapfml 0
Agreed
Ryu148 0
Ah, idealism. No, the phrase is "no good deed goes unpunished". Its a real favorite of cynical people.
average_girl 0
@1 hahah u took the words right outta my mouth.
lordoftheman 0
2nd!
pineapples_fml 5
#2 yay for maturity OP: old lady's are weird like that, for some reason they always assume people are going to steal their useless crap... but i would've taken the purse anyway
azelk 8
Sixty third!
writerajere 0
did you at least get her purse ?
danielrp34 7
Punch that bitch in her ***** mouth. No wait, thats how I got my restraining order......
prettykitty123 0
Haha no good deed..
no1askdu 5
did you bitch slap her?
_MLSBIDGAF 0
People need to stop jumping to conclusions. You should have took her purse and smacked her in the face with it. .. Ungreatful bitch.
Quang_fml 0
HAHAHAHA. Stupid lady.
oLiViA90210 0
i feel bad 4 u
cherlana32 0
Shove her cart as hard as you can in the opposite direction. And laugh.
DameGreyWulf 1
I thought you were going to say "into her" And then I got thoughts
gesseniasxangel 0
All aboard the roflcopter.
sublime93 0
I love you for this comment.