Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, I woke up feeling awful, having caught the same illness my boyfriend had last night. When he was sick, I skipped my friend's baby shower to take care of him. Now that I'm sick, he goes to a friend's place, says to call if I need him, then turns his phone off. Seriously. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML
Today, I went back home after seeing the doctor, I told my boyfriend my new medicine might cause some mood swings. He immediately grabbed his phone and pretended to take a call, then rushed out. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML
Today, I was feeling really sick when I was with my boyfriend at the park. When we were walking, I got really dizzy and collapsed. My boyfriend didn't catch me. His mom took me to the hospital. While I was being poked with needles, he was at home playing COD. FML
Today, I went to the emergency room with my boyfriend, only to sit there for 3 hours waiting for him to be seen, then having an argument with him about how impatient I am because they never called his name. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
ayamefan13 16
Wow... he's a jerk.
DontClickOnMe 28
What a dick. He should've been with you to make sure you're okay. You deserve better than him, OP.
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Comments (113)
perdix 31
He probably just wanted to move on with his life in case you don't make it. Is she hot? If so, that would suck less than if he was porking some ugly cow.
kimg0885 23
He had to trade in the broken model for a new one.
emilyjgraham 34
actually I'd feel better if he was "porking some ugly cow" it kinda makes you feel better about yourself. just me? :(
kookypenaddict 5
Feel better!
Quinn32 16
They were on a break!
perdix 31
He should dop everything and stay with you 24 hours a day in the hospital.
bobgooeyflonder 6
How the **** do I dop something? Teach me your ways o' master perdix...
bobgooeyflonder 6
57 lol I know man I was trying to get some fun out of it because you know... He makes mistakes on rare occasions... Didn't intend for it to be rude... :p Sowwy
Trisha_aus 15
Wow that's awfully kind of you Perdix, lucky gf of yours
unknown_user5566 27
Perdix, I have a sneaky suspicion that you wrote this comment as a test to see if agreeing with the majority of the FML community, just for the sake of agreeing, would get you thumbed up. Looks like your experiment worked! ;)
rivaraven 35
I'd dump him.. he's a jerk.
AnagenisisZagus 13
I think this is the one time where the "Dump him!" crowd may be in the right. Sorry for the lack of support from your "significant other," OP. Find yourself a better one.
itsame0987 18
May be the lack of sleep, or the thought process after reading the fml, but when I first read your comment I saw "insignificant other" instead of significant other. fyl op leave his sorry butt, and find someone that will show you that you are important to him.
StaminPrimer 0
Dump the guy. Or simply tell the girl he took out what he did so that , if she has any morals, she won`t talk to him again.
just_dandy20 2
Wow what a douche....Ex yet?
sammy1989 2
He's a keeper
thecovert 7
I'm sure he was just confirming organ donors for you. She liked his organ too. Win-win.