Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML
Today, I didn't feel like cooking when I got home from work, so I decided to go to the local restaurant nearby and do my part in supporting small businesses. Long story short, I woke up later feeling like absolute shit. Hello, food poisoning. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML
Today, I got food poisoning for the first time after cooking. Yesterday, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. FML
Today, it's been 2 days since I got over having the flu for over a week, missing work the whole time. I just got food poisoning. FML
Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally able to settle on having a day out together after putting it off for months because of work/other random reasons. This morning I woke up with the worst case of diarrhea I’ve ever had in my life. I won’t be leaving the bathroom anytime soon. FML
Today, I came home from a four month stay in Africa, where I managed to avoid suffering any serious illness. Some hours after my first meal back at home, I got food poisoning. FML
Today, I was on holiday over the Christmas period and ended up with food poisoning. I spent most of the time on the toilet. I think I’ll stay home next time. FML
Today, I got bad food poisoning. Again. The first time I thought it was the stomach bug that’s going around, so once I felt better, I proceeded to eat leftover food that actually got me sick the first time. FML
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Top comments
NoNotTheFace 8
So basically you had fluids coming out of your nose, then your mouth, then your ass. Damn. Call the plumber cos bitch got some pipe leaks.
badactor009 0
Food poisoning is pretty bad. Ten to one the tater salad got you. Anything Mayo based you want to avoid at all costs at a function like that. I got food poisoning at a 4th of July work party a few years ago. Talk about misery. I thought I was going to die. Then I was afraid I wouldn't.
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Comments (51)
camera123 0
Gotta hate food poisoning...
THE_A_TEEN 28
I thought you gotta love it? Oh shit (runs to the bathroom)
SnowFlakeInAK 7
LOL you guys crack me up! Poor OP,I know how you feel.hence the username. FYL
BagleHead 6
At his next BBQ, you should poison the food so your not the only one getting sick.
SCREAM4meeee 0
You should have just had your boyfriend's hotdog instead.
yourkindacool18 5
i got it from an under done burger once. i didnt puke once, but i drfinitely could have. FYL OP
bbailey19 3
Bet it was vinegar based. Nasteh
crinx034 0
Eww vinegar based foods at a BBQ?
dkwood 7
A lot of southern BBQ is vinegar based. For example, Memphis BBQ
crinx034 0
I should try it, might surprise myself.
btnhdude 0
~If KFC was a mile away~
EvilPotato 15
Did the food taste good at least?
olpally 33
It might have been good... Then the laxative took over... Yikes..
winnn_fml 0
You made your own choice to stuff your face with that food, why complaining
THE_A_TEEN 28
Yea, because the virus that cause food poisoning can be noticible like a dog humping your leg...
KiddNYC1O 22
5- Who says no to BBQ food?
winnn_fml 0
10 It's noticeable, you're welcome
hailphire130 0
33-Stop arguing while you can, dude.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Really #33, you can tell? Or are trolling with me for a chance to be funny and smart? My advice, stop trying, m'kay, or elsy you'll fail. MISERABLY, m'kay.
Buttsexpirate 9
It's all part of the plan! Mwahahaha! You'll be sick forever!
KennKenn 0
Probably the same friend who gave you the cold.
KennyMcCrmick322 0
I smell a Conspiracy.......
NoNotTheFace 8
So basically you had fluids coming out of your nose, then your mouth, then your ass. Damn. Call the plumber cos bitch got some pipe leaks.
reallytho3 11
This comment made my day
patrickalamo 48
It was the potato salad... Correct???
badactor009 0
Food poisoning is pretty bad. Ten to one the tater salad got you. Anything Mayo based you want to avoid at all costs at a function like that. I got food poisoning at a 4th of July work party a few years ago. Talk about misery. I thought I was going to die. Then I was afraid I wouldn't.