Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, I woke up feeling awful, having caught the same illness my boyfriend had last night. When he was sick, I skipped my friend's baby shower to take care of him. Now that I'm sick, he goes to a friend's place, says to call if I need him, then turns his phone off. Seriously. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML
Today, I went back home after seeing the doctor, I told my boyfriend my new medicine might cause some mood swings. He immediately grabbed his phone and pretended to take a call, then rushed out. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML
Today, I was feeling really sick when I was with my boyfriend at the park. When we were walking, I got really dizzy and collapsed. My boyfriend didn't catch me. His mom took me to the hospital. While I was being poked with needles, he was at home playing COD. FML
Today, I went to the emergency room with my boyfriend, only to sit there for 3 hours waiting for him to be seen, then having an argument with him about how impatient I am because they never called his name. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
ayamefan13 16
Wow... he's a jerk.
DontClickOnMe 28
What a dick. He should've been with you to make sure you're okay. You deserve better than him, OP.
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Comments (113)
Ashley0911 8
He's obviously is not good enough for you. Time to move on OP.
anniekins 6
Time to dump that piece of gem.
rcgirl2 11
What kind of boyfriend leaves their girlfriend when she's sick? He doesn't deserve you.
LittleAngel12 5
Are
unknown_user5566 27
Are... you going to finish your sentence? ;)
free2speak 14
Aren't you missing something?
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Failed attempt at being a pirate. ARRRG!
unknown_user5566 27
I always thought a murse was a man-purse.
free2speak 14
You mean your now EX-boyfriend. I hope OP has enough sense to have left him. I doubt there is any excuse that could justify what he did.
unknown_user5566 27
I'd be totally evil if I were in your shoes, OP. I'd be calling my soon-to-be ex-boyfriend to let him know that my sickness was actually caused by an STD, and that he and his little hoochie need to get checked out. His reaction would likely be priceless. As everyone has said, dump him, and move on. Good luck finding someone who isn't such an asshat, OP!
tobar 2
You know guys we say how were 'not all the same' then you go and pull stupid crap like this! Sad.... Srry girl
SqueakyChipmunk 22
It's a man-nurse. Or a monkey-nurse. Yes, it's a monkey-nurse.
myers007 2
Sorry I didn't see "ex boyfriend" during this..did I miss something??? You deserve better!