Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, I woke up feeling awful, having caught the same illness my boyfriend had last night. When he was sick, I skipped my friend's baby shower to take care of him. Now that I'm sick, he goes to a friend's place, says to call if I need him, then turns his phone off. Seriously. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML
Today, I went back home after seeing the doctor, I told my boyfriend my new medicine might cause some mood swings. He immediately grabbed his phone and pretended to take a call, then rushed out. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML
Today, I was feeling really sick when I was with my boyfriend at the park. When we were walking, I got really dizzy and collapsed. My boyfriend didn't catch me. His mom took me to the hospital. While I was being poked with needles, he was at home playing COD. FML
Today, I went to the emergency room with my boyfriend, only to sit there for 3 hours waiting for him to be seen, then having an argument with him about how impatient I am because they never called his name. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
ayamefan13 16
Wow... he's a jerk.
DontClickOnMe 28
What a dick. He should've been with you to make sure you're okay. You deserve better than him, OP.
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Comments (113)
chellyX92 8
Sorry OP you spelled EX-boyfriend wrong.
hateevryone 15
Leave his inconsiderate ass.
noisebox 1
Time to say good bye
ShannyAK 16
At least there is hot doctors!
FireFlie07 20
You can do better then him
MissAmz 7
I'm not usually one of those people that says "dump him! Blah blah blah.." but seriously, this dude takes the cake. Find someone worth your time. Xx
worldclassrager 41
well he'll probably deny the vow of through sickness and health...if it even gets to that point...which I don't think it will...
sofiq 3
I think you should say ex-boyfriend.. You shouldn't be with someone who does that to you!
sofiq 3
I think you should say ex-boyfriend.. You shouldn't be with someone who does that to you!
Derrrrrrp32 6
Wtg