Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, I woke up feeling awful, having caught the same illness my boyfriend had last night. When he was sick, I skipped my friend's baby shower to take care of him. Now that I'm sick, he goes to a friend's place, says to call if I need him, then turns his phone off. Seriously. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML
Today, I went back home after seeing the doctor, I told my boyfriend my new medicine might cause some mood swings. He immediately grabbed his phone and pretended to take a call, then rushed out. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML
Today, I was feeling really sick when I was with my boyfriend at the park. When we were walking, I got really dizzy and collapsed. My boyfriend didn't catch me. His mom took me to the hospital. While I was being poked with needles, he was at home playing COD. FML
Today, I went to the emergency room with my boyfriend, only to sit there for 3 hours waiting for him to be seen, then having an argument with him about how impatient I am because they never called his name. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
ayamefan13 16
Wow... he's a jerk.
DontClickOnMe 28
What a dick. He should've been with you to make sure you're okay. You deserve better than him, OP.
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Comments (113)
realeah 4
Tell him that you are now "otherwise preoccupied" with someone a lot hotter, and a lot more "talented," than he is.
greenie213 23
You don't have to dump him, you could just... I mean there's always... You've got to think about... Screw it. Dump his sorry cheating ass.
TrixieKitty 5
How did you find out he was out with another girl and why are you still referring to him as your boyfriend?
MelTheGreat 23
Random, but I'm from Bakersfield, too!
Dixbfloppin 11
If OP had referred to him as her ex-boyfriend, the clue that he cheated on her would have gotten out before she mentioned the other girl. That's why people who write FMLs including their ex-boyfriends/ex-girlfriends write "boyfriend" and "girlfriend" instead.
SamanthaCassieL 10
Did he enjoy the date? Lol just kidding- if he is going to behave like a little boy, leave his ass. Women don't need boys- unless they birth/adopt em. Women need men, an a man would never treat his woman like that, leave Mr. Wrong and get up and out to find Mr. Right. More you spend with him, the higher chances are you'll miss Mr. Right. Find someone who respects and will treat you right. Find your king, not a prince. Good luck OP
jetsown08 21
What's a murse? Is a cross between a mink and a nurse?
kemeka 0
I'd be occupied kicking his ass
StayClassyLassy 6
He sounds like Clinton.
kimg0885 23
Wow, very outdated reference. If you are going for that cheating politician joke try Weiner or Edwards. Clinton isn't that bad anymore.
DanielleinDC 34
You mean Newt Gingrich, who twice left sick wives for newer models.
carminecris89 13
He's a prick. He should be your ex boyfriend. Dump him.
kikikimsicles 0
Hope he's your ex boyfriend now.
MDTeddy 13
He will always do that until he learns. In the mean time, Op should just end it and never go back to him. Also, how long did the relationship last? Has he always been acting this way?