Today, I went to the gym for the first time in a while and realized that I can lift way more with my left hand than with my right even though I am right handed. I also realized that I jack off with my left hand. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was posing in front of the mirror, when I realized that everyone who looks at me can easily tell which arm I use to masturbate. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months and couldn't figure out how to use any of the equipment. FML
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
Today, I went to the gym. I tried out a new machine where you do one-arm weightlifting. I took my time to get into a good position, then set the machine to the lowest weight possible. I couldn't even lift it an inch. A bunch of buff guys nearby saw me and burst out laughing. FML
Today, I realized that I’m old, and that it’s been too long since I had sex or even masturbated. How did I notice? Because I tried to, and I found out I couldn’t comfortably spread my legs that far anymore. FML
Today, my hand fell asleep while I was masturbating. My own body rejected me. FML
Today, I masturbated so hard I got a cramp in my forearm muscle so unexpectedly that my hand spasmed, slipped off my penis, and I punched myself in the face. FML
Today, I was at the gym with my boyfriend. He is a bit feminine, but it has never really bothered me. Until I realised I was lifting heavier weights than he was. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was so out of shape that I couldn't even finish my warm-up. FML
Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML
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Nyxen 0
That's pretty impressive really. Maybe you should switch it up from time to time, and then you'd be able to do serious lifting with both arms.
wollzilla 0
hahah same. i lose arm wrestling when i use my right hand, but whenever i use my left, i own.
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Comments (176)
92689 0
And why **** your life? I'm confused...
ummhey 0
#52 ummm wat do you do then?? and i think jacking off can build up muscle...not a lot but some and its not a bad fml its just amusing
happygirl_fml 0
@19... hahaha i love you bc i can't tell if ur serious or not but either way that was hilarious
Victoria2103 0
Umm... what's FML about this? This is stupid and I can't believe they posted this one.
brkn_hearted 0
hehe, same here, but still not sure how this is an FML...
thelonelylurker 0
Maybe try jacking off with your right hand now.
SPQR_fml 0
Because this isn't an FML, I'm giving you a YDI.
trackrunner525 0
....ok?
lolPayal17 0
lol. #16. You're pretty weird.
genki008 0
like 73 said. perhaps a YDI, but definitely a TMI #64 haaha