Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
Today, right before my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, he touched his butt and says, "Oh I have a butt pimple." He then went and popped it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate for the first time. He was sucking on my boob, everything was going good. He suddenly stopped and started choking really bad. He thought milk was coming out. Turns out, it was just his gum. The moment was ruined. FML
Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML
Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML
Today, after making love to my boyfriend, I went upstairs to shower. After turning it on, I found a huge pimple on my leg and the prospect of popping it excited me more than my boyfriend ever had in bed. FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, my boyfriend started to suck on my boob, which I quite enjoy, until he said he was breastfeeding and called me "Mummy". I don't think I can ever let his mouth near my boobs ever again. FML
Today, I was feeling up my girlfriend's chest. I was getting into it until she said, "What are you doing?" I said I was rubbing her nipple. She replies, "That's not my nipple, its a pimple." FML
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Top comments
BobRoss9 8
I feel like he should write his own FML
Madridsta1999 7
You could call it *puts on glasses* Titty pop
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Comments (174)
TheCrispyCat 20
Wow... he is a keeper.
Welshite 40
Because sucking pus is sooo sexy. -_- I would have dashed to the bathroom and had a nice date with the toilet if that had happened to me.
canupls 6
Guys I think we're missing the complete irony of OP being from the Virgin islands.
Alvarortor 14
You sir, are a god
xx000o 27
Is that the only place women have pimples on their boobs?
heyyyaubrey 9
seriously..boob acne cannot be normal.
speakersboom 19
#102, *their, and gross.
USxWolfCatxUK 16
#103 Actually, boob acne is pretty common for a lot of women.
Crazynocatlady 22
No wonder they are all virgins then...
incoherentrmblr 22
Vomiting ends everything...
leary96 15
Sorry OP that really, sucks.
laden_swallow09 35
Boo
arronu 9
bies
leary96 15
Sorry, pardon my pun, I just had to.
clemsi 20
Did you?
airbear18 15
oh lord....
rosenkrieger223 24
38, No, you didn't, actually...
gabygabs 8
aww :( sorry about that, and about having pimples on ya bobbie :(
that_band_nerd 22
More like sorry to anyone who had to read your comment, I suggest more time with a dictionary and less time using emoticons.
Rallred32 20
What's a "bobbie"?
Rexor 9
Hank Hill's son.
SarahSehhati 40
#78 You made me laugh like no other thank you!!! Omg!
MikeyScene420 17
Either that was the funniest thing i ever read or this weed got me messed up. Either way i can't stop laughing! Greatness is upon you!
Madridsta1999 7
You could call it *puts on glasses* Titty pop
SquealingMoose 14
Nah
\ 28
#5, really? Really? Just really?
Kamon97 23
He popped the wrong cherry
rosenkrieger223 24
#9, considering that comment is currently at 226 thumbs-up and your's has 60 thumbs down, I'd say: yes, really.
Madridsta1999 7
#98 *my nigga starts playing in the background*
realtingdis 12
Damn. I can't claim that I would act differently. Though I don't know If I would have thrown up.
BobRoss9 8
I feel like he should write his own FML
ahh_rats 15
I agree hahaha
Alkpwn 6
Jeez I know, he hardly deserve zit!
purrypie 9
I get the feeling it's soon to come ! :D
Miss_Chevious 37
Agreed. 100%
smokecloud_ 37
Time for some ProActive body wash.
chutney_02 22
If you have anything embarrassing against him, now is the time to use it
SWC_Penguin 17
I thought the FML was over, but nope, it then went and got even worse.
Spyingcheeseman 8
I don't think a simple is what popped on your chest
littlekellilee 45
I don't think it was a simple either. I think it was a pimple.
Spyingcheeseman 8
Sorry pimple isn't saved into my phones dictionary so it changed it :(
Axipiter 24
No excuses!
rosenkrieger223 24
#24, Do it manually before submitting your comment. Proofreading is your friend.
MrGymnastic 12
Especially online whear everone is a gramar nazi. Because they can SEA youre misake. Did I do good?
amason5995 4