Today, I went to the gym for the first time in a while and realized that I can lift way more with my left hand than with my right even though I am right handed. I also realized that I jack off with my left hand. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was posing in front of the mirror, when I realized that everyone who looks at me can easily tell which arm I use to masturbate. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months and couldn't figure out how to use any of the equipment. FML
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
Today, I went to the gym. I tried out a new machine where you do one-arm weightlifting. I took my time to get into a good position, then set the machine to the lowest weight possible. I couldn't even lift it an inch. A bunch of buff guys nearby saw me and burst out laughing. FML
Today, I realized that I’m old, and that it’s been too long since I had sex or even masturbated. How did I notice? Because I tried to, and I found out I couldn’t comfortably spread my legs that far anymore. FML
Today, my hand fell asleep while I was masturbating. My own body rejected me. FML
Today, I masturbated so hard I got a cramp in my forearm muscle so unexpectedly that my hand spasmed, slipped off my penis, and I punched myself in the face. FML
Today, I was at the gym with my boyfriend. He is a bit feminine, but it has never really bothered me. Until I realised I was lifting heavier weights than he was. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was so out of shape that I couldn't even finish my warm-up. FML
Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML
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Top comments
Nyxen 0
That's pretty impressive really. Maybe you should switch it up from time to time, and then you'd be able to do serious lifting with both arms.
wollzilla 0
hahah same. i lose arm wrestling when i use my right hand, but whenever i use my left, i own.
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Comments (176)
toxicnightmare 0
BTW most guys do use the hand that isn't their dominant one. Who knows why it happens but I got confused when I heard this and every guy I have talked to uses their opposite hand. Go figure.
icantgettoyou 0
eh i have the same problem except that i am left handed too.
aka_candy6 3
yeah...ummm.....how's this a fml?
WildBill1337 0
OMG LOL i read this and thought, "HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!! THIS IS ME!!!!!!!!!!!"
jcdubs24 0
dude, im right there with ya. lefty feels better ya know? :)
usaalltheway 0
Haha u hav been jerkin ur junk wayy too much
Choochii 0
Loving #16's comment.. " your left hand will get jealous" lol!
maximumoverdrive 0
Same. Once my left hand was killing me but I really wanted to do it so I used my right. Didn't work.
schwart 0
o god its too funny :D
Hurt16 0
your dick has two instant wives the right hand n the left hand... when one wife gets bitchy go to the next one shell surely get the job done... now I c y some men in Africa n other parts if the word have 10 wives that can't b me tho my pockets would b hurttttt