Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I was let down for a movie date. As I'd already paid for the tickets, I got my narcoleptic sister to come and sit next to me while she slept, so it didn't look like I came on my own. FML
Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML
Today, an old friend of mine refused to go to a movie with me. Turns out he was sitting in front of me with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML
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The_good_times 0
Why'd you pay for her, I understand paying for someone that you invited to the movies with you, but you sure didn't invite her, so you should have told to **** off, and the girl you like is dumb as well for A. letting her sister come along B. Expecting you to pay for her AND the sister C. not realizing that the invite could've turned into a nice date.
BethiiGeex 0
lol... :L you should of told her to **** off :D
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Comments (101)
RockstarChickxD 1
Maybe the sister likes you. Haha
MeGustaComer 0
There's nothing wrong with telling your crush's sister to back off. Rude girl. d:
randomviolet 0
haha lol sukz for u!!!!!!!
Xx_jESSii 3
Lol I think you'll live maybe you'll get brownie points for dealing with her sis, mmmm brownies :)
nicholasBrandon 0
cockblocker!
thatonedame 6
beingnice to the sister is always a good way to get on a girls good side. even if she's a 3rd wheel now and again.
marine10_fml 0
at least she likes you, be happy she has a soft spot for you, I don't pick up girls easily.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
start with low-weight, high-rep to increase your muscular endurance at first. After about 4 weeks, switch to high-weight, low-rep to increase your strength. Cycle back and forth a few times until you can lift at least what an average girl you wish to pick up weighs. Always glad to help!
sigh327 0
as long as you didn't complain a lot afterwards, i bet she thought it was really sweet that you payed for/endured her sister coming along.
MoJoThundRpants 0
YDI for being british
crusher666 0
i know exactly how that is. my ex used to do that to me all the time.