Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I was let down for a movie date. As I'd already paid for the tickets, I got my narcoleptic sister to come and sit next to me while she slept, so it didn't look like I came on my own. FML
Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML
Today, an old friend of mine refused to go to a movie with me. Turns out he was sitting in front of me with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML
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The_good_times 0
Why'd you pay for her, I understand paying for someone that you invited to the movies with you, but you sure didn't invite her, so you should have told to **** off, and the girl you like is dumb as well for A. letting her sister come along B. Expecting you to pay for her AND the sister C. not realizing that the invite could've turned into a nice date.
BethiiGeex 0
lol... :L you should of told her to **** off :D
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Comments (101)
munecatriste 0
slap a hoe ;)
loveurlifeJK 5
Overprotective sister, much? I would'e looked at the girl more often if I knew it pissed her sister off. The sister probably invited herself. And I wouldn't have paid shit for her ticket. **** that.
KittehSayzRAWR 0
Your gorgous ;)
cloud_strife_ 0
Some people are such skilled cockblockers you'd think they were machines designed in some secret underground lab.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#64 Maybe her sister was genetically engineered for just such a purpose. :P
hedgehogs 0
I am afraid that this girl may simply not be into you. If she were, the sister wouldn't have been there. Older siblings know how to take of such things. I know because I was one. We have absolute arsenals of taking care of tagalong younger siblings, blackmail being a favorite.
DAN7IEL 2
ydi for saying cinema
chevyguy85 0
shouldnt she have been in the kitchen????????
jaip234 0
OMG your life is so bad man....GOD how the hell did this get accepted? Think about the REAL ****** people in this world...like human trafficking and grow a pair!
caraphernelia 0
HEY! movie tickets are expensive.
1frostedcupcake 0
hahahahah cinema, who says that anymore besides you noob?:) just kidding:)
randomcory 0
You are a pathetic, disgraceful and degenerate parent. should be arrested for stupidity and corrupting a child.
emo_devon 11
man, I hate when siblings tag along. they can b annoying