Today, I went to the beach with this boy I like. Not thinking it'd be anything more than a simple date, I didn't shave my downstairs. We were sitting on a towel and I laid down. Then he said, "Is there a squirrel in your pants?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after going to the beach with my guy friend, I thought I looked pretty good in front of him in a bikini. Later he whispered in my ear, "You have a lot of hairs sticking out of your bottom." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he'd like to dress me in a squirrel suit and chase me through the forest. This was the surprising result of a discussion on how to spice up our love life. FML
Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
Today, I was chatting with my boyfriend and his mates barefoot on the grass. I suddenly felt something flick across my feet, so I let out a startled scream. Turns out it was my toe hairs rustling in the breeze. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were on a picnic date out in the country, things got a little heated. When we were switching positions, he screamed and started running around. Turns out neither of us noticed the beehive in the tree above us until his dick got stung. FML
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Cinn_fml 23
Well, you knew how revealing your swimsuit would be, therefore if you could see more hair than you wanted to be seen, you should have dealt with it. Though if he gets freaked out by something natural, you might want to reconsider his maturity levels. Unless he was just joking.
billywhyte 0
BAHAHA! wait....was there really a squirrel?
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Comments (253)
CallMeHush 1
Give him up, you will never get anywhere with a guy that doesn't know the difference between a squirrel and a beaver.
RedPillSucks 33
What's the difference between A beaver A pussy A squirrel
Cinn_fml 23
It's more of an odd one out... :P
Cinn_fml 23
Not just you, there are many levels of pun there. :P
alexFYL 11
IMO the only people allowed to give you flack for not shaving are people who shave. If a boy can't be arsed to tidy up his downstairs, he should shut up.
Isamermaid 17
Exactly, 113
Isamermaid 17
OP, you don't have to SHAVE. But at least clean that shit up so it's not popping out.
_Vamp_ 9
I agree with Mrs. Jane. Being completely turned off by that is not the problem. The problem was that he was not mature enough to hold his tongue about it.
zaharaMeeka 0
you ALWAYS should shave when you're wearing a swimsuit no matter what. no one wants to see that!
GirlyTomBoy 0
no matter what, u ALWAYS shave b4 a date and especially to go to the beach sheesh
impatientkarma 0
Lmao, YDI. I laughed so loud at this.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for not shaving, for being a mammal and thus growing hair in the first place, for going to a beach, for being a tranny (I know it wasn't a mound of pubes! it was your PEEN!), and for shoving rodents into your crotchal region.
nycy 0
aren't u a giraffe
RedPillSucks 33
sigh. I first read this as "...told us his erection" Mind over gutter.... mind over gutter.