Today, I went to the beach with this boy I like. Not thinking it'd be anything more than a simple date, I didn't shave my downstairs. We were sitting on a towel and I laid down. Then he said, "Is there a squirrel in your pants?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after going to the beach with my guy friend, I thought I looked pretty good in front of him in a bikini. Later he whispered in my ear, "You have a lot of hairs sticking out of your bottom." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he'd like to dress me in a squirrel suit and chase me through the forest. This was the surprising result of a discussion on how to spice up our love life. FML
Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
Today, I was chatting with my boyfriend and his mates barefoot on the grass. I suddenly felt something flick across my feet, so I let out a startled scream. Turns out it was my toe hairs rustling in the breeze. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were on a picnic date out in the country, things got a little heated. When we were switching positions, he screamed and started running around. Turns out neither of us noticed the beehive in the tree above us until his dick got stung. FML
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Cinn_fml 23
Well, you knew how revealing your swimsuit would be, therefore if you could see more hair than you wanted to be seen, you should have dealt with it. Though if he gets freaked out by something natural, you might want to reconsider his maturity levels. Unless he was just joking.
billywhyte 0
BAHAHA! wait....was there really a squirrel?
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Comments (253)
HomeAl0ne 20
If, in spite of his insensitivity, you decide to let him get into your pants, may I suggest getting your pubic hair trimmed into the outline of a squirrel? Alternatively, tuck two or three nuts inside your knickers and when they fall out as you take them off exclaim "dammit, how many times do I have to tell him....!".
RedPillSucks 33
FTW!!!
D13g0 0
i bet that squirrel bites and if u get it excited it it starts to drip from the mouth... lol damn im sick :-)
mikey0505 0
you could have atleqst got it braided
Shaggy_92 5
lol corn rolled pussy
Shaggy_92 5
lmfao that's somthin I'd say! shave that shit
wwerulez14 6
LOL! XD sorry but that's hilarious!
Lozinger 0
It's funny to see all the thumbs down on the 'Shave that sh*it' posts. Obviously there are some very lazy, self-righteous ladies on FML. But seriously, if you are going to wear a bikini at LEAST trim, no one wants to see that, it's gross! YDI OP!
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Learn to read. She was wearing a bikini, and no hair was visible until she laid down. In other words, the hair she didn't shave wasn't coming out of the bikini in a more visible location. It's the hair around her labia/vaginal area. ...Which the douche was staring at and making childish comments about. There's far too many imbeciles commenting on this site, it's painful to read the garbage they post...
Lozinger 0
You should probably learn to read... If she is just laying down there is no way that he should be able to see her actual vaginal area. That's why it's called a 'bikini line' because it's the area that can probably be seen when your in a bikini. Also, she shouldn't be laying in such positions, if you are indeed correct. If her bikini fits correctly her genitals shouldn't be visible... Now stop your bitching.
denigma 0
Ouch..lol you shoulda told him ur a reeeeaaaalllll woman...lol
BadKitty13 28
Oh GOD just shave it already......... Squirrels in your undies are NOT cute. LOL
SettoFail 9
if your going to be in a damn bathing suit you should do that regardless. YDI
DVecc 0
you should always shave... a hairy ****** is just gross