Today, I went to the beach with this boy I like. Not thinking it'd be anything more than a simple date, I didn't shave my downstairs. We were sitting on a towel and I laid down. Then he said, "Is there a squirrel in your pants?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after going to the beach with my guy friend, I thought I looked pretty good in front of him in a bikini. Later he whispered in my ear, "You have a lot of hairs sticking out of your bottom." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he'd like to dress me in a squirrel suit and chase me through the forest. This was the surprising result of a discussion on how to spice up our love life. FML
Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
Today, I was chatting with my boyfriend and his mates barefoot on the grass. I suddenly felt something flick across my feet, so I let out a startled scream. Turns out it was my toe hairs rustling in the breeze. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were on a picnic date out in the country, things got a little heated. When we were switching positions, he screamed and started running around. Turns out neither of us noticed the beehive in the tree above us until his dick got stung. FML
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Cinn_fml 23
Well, you knew how revealing your swimsuit would be, therefore if you could see more hair than you wanted to be seen, you should have dealt with it. Though if he gets freaked out by something natural, you might want to reconsider his maturity levels. Unless he was just joking.
billywhyte 0
BAHAHA! wait....was there really a squirrel?
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ktbird 0
I get the whole natural thing since I admittedly do it a lot too, but not at the beach. That's nasty. If you want to not shave the whole thing that's your choice but at least shave the stuff that might poke out from your suit bottom.
Tankd4life 0
fur burger time
xoCOURTNIEox 0
say in fact yes there is that's my friend edddy & make him pet it :) problem solved ps shave bitch
FMyLifeCereal 0
Does it chatter and eat nuts as well?
klutzycleo 5
Nah, he shouldna pointed it out, no matter how bad it might've looked. That's immature. And OP, I have to agree that you should shave the outer bits at least. FYL for the embarrassment, though:)
chiba211 0
I keep mine trimmed date or no date...and I'm a guy. Its as much a hygiene issue as an aesthetic one.
Spastastic 6
I'm surprised it got to 63 comments before someone mentioned "hygiene". Shaving/trimming your pubic hair has nothing to do with hygiene, washing properly does.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Here we go again. I swear, it's like a never-ending merry-go-round of pubic hair in here. Ok, bad mental image. o.O
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Ha! Yup, ya sicko. ;)
alexFYL 11
ACTUALLY it's almost the reverse of hygiene. Not having hair on your privates leaves your sticky skin open to getting fuzzies and all sorts of stuff stuck to you. Like nose hair: there for a reason.
disney_blonde 16
Hair was there long before underwear. With underwear, there is no need for hair, it serves the original purpose of the hair.
jess183xp 1
guys are so stupid especially our Aussie boys, but you could of at least trimmed it a bit so it would look good
RedPillSucks 33
You should have replied... No. That's a pussy, and it's happy to see you.
jess183xp 1
I mean we don't even have squirrels in Australia LOL
We_Li_Ve_Fr_Ee 0
I agree, that's just wrong.