Today, I found out my cousin - who suffers from bipolar disorder - shot herself in the chest and has only a 20 percent chance of living. I told my boyfriend, while crying, and he held me for a few minutes. As soon as I got quiet, he pulled out his iPhone and started playing a shooter game. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out the psychiatrist who treats me for bipolar disorder died. He committed suicide. FML
Today, my cousin suddenly confided in me that he had tried to commit suicide by overdosing when he was 17. Shocked and not knowing how to respond, I blurted out, "Did it work?" FML
Today, during a text conversation with a girl I've been trying to get with, she complained about how crummy of a day she was having. I told her it couldn't be as bad as she thought, and she would probably get it over it soon. Then she told me she had found out her cousin had been murdered. FML
Today, it was my final meeting with my psychologist who was helping me with my bipolar disorder. I just found out that he committed suicide. FML
Today, I woke up crying in the middle of a nightmare in which my boyfriend of 8 months shot me through the heart whilst laughing as I screamed, "I love you." After I told him about this, he took me into his arms as I cried, stroked my back, and said, "What kind of gun was it?" FML
Today, my grandma was diagnosed with lung cancer. We're very close, and I called my boyfriend, really needing some support. I'd barely told him what had happened, when he replied, "Babe, I'm in the middle of a game here. Call me later." FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
Today, I was feeling really sick when I was with my boyfriend at the park. When we were walking, I got really dizzy and collapsed. My boyfriend didn't catch me. His mom took me to the hospital. While I was being poked with needles, he was at home playing COD. FML
Today, I made an offhand comment to a close friend about having to keep a close eye on my toddler so he “doesn’t kill himself.” As the words escaped my lips, I realized that this was the same friend whose husband shot himself in the face five months ago. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my now ex-girlfriend over the recent passing away of my grandmother. Her eyes glazed over multiple times, and when I said that I don't know how to cope with everything, her advice was simply, "Shotgun. Mouth. Blam." FML
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FernandoTorres_fml 0
Your boyfriend probably thinks people respawn in real life like in CoD.
Nateesha 0
naww that's pretty sad :( if he did it on purpose I think he deserves a punch in the face . but maybe it was a coinsidence :o
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hartattack4k 0
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hahaha! :) ur bfs funny
gorbeast 0
That's soo slack
melonkelly 0
That's not funny. Are you an idiot?
glen12 0
yer that's sick but really really funny sorry op hope he gets better
gohabs21 0
lol wow you guys are all overreacting, maybe he was bored.
ps2stony 0
damn gurl, suicide is -10 points tell her to square up and aim down her sights like a ranger does it.
jlheinjus 0
smack that pendejo upside the head, dump him if it happens again, he needs to learn what respect and sympathy is
kitty_f 3
I hope ur cousin gets better , and ur boyfriend is an idiot
abcnonamecba 0
ur bfs a fagg•t! Dump his horny a$$
roxiefab 0
that's not funny!! your sick and the boyfriend is an idiot!!
Bamfy_McBamf 0
win!
bleedinginside 0
well why should he give a sht
lancer126 0
NOT WIN!!
shitbrix 0
lmao, I do that too in akward situations
youALWAYSdeserve_fml 0
EPIC win?
TrollGrammarNazi 0
Bf has a cruel yet suprisingly funny sense but unfortunately I'm not a comedian I'm a carpenter but sometimes at night I pretend I'm a plumber and I feel a little better but still lol your funny huh yep you want to keep reading what's stoping you nothing you want the truth you can't handle the truth huh you want it anyway okay then you have herpes and 9 std's your going to die but what do I know I'm just a doctor.
The_Corrupter 0
@31 I don't know about you but someone must earn my respect. Failing to commit suicide (as of the time of the FML) isn't the best way to do that. Sympathy only applies to those people I care about so yes maybe have some sympathy but sympathy isn't going to change anything so it is pointless.
michalk92 0
stfu beaner
jollykilla704 0
you reminded him he was about to level up :p and who says 20% chance? it's always 50% die, or live. anddd if she wanted to die why not let her? she's gonna feel even worse when she finds out she can't even do that right.
mezsed 0
What was he suppose too say? If it was his cousin then maybe he might feel something, but for someone he doesn't know, why would he care, i'm sure i wouldn't. Plus who leaves a gun close too someone with a disorder? i'd just be thinking of the stupidity of the people that supposebly take care of her.
pitbullmom 0
I completely agree, that is very sad-I hope your cousin recovers and tell your bf to be a little less of an ass
shelby_97 0
that is so mean. grow up, and show some sympathy.
323Felicity 0
Obviously if the cousin is an adult, they could buy their OWN gun, it's not hard. Plus they might live alone and no one would know they had a gun.
dg72592_fml 0
take a statistics course, that's not true. that's like saying there's a 50% chance of winning the lottery, because you either win or lose. just because there are two possible outcomes doesn't mean they're both equally likely. anyway OP I'm sorry about your situation and hopefully your boyfriend just wasn't thinking when he did that. don't let some of these comments affect you, some people are just really rude and need to grow up.
xlostwithoutu 0
I'm sorry that happened but ur bf sounds like a douchebag... I hope ur cousin is alright
luckymay 0
ahahahaha bored? he is supost to be comforting her. and if you hadint noticed he started to play a SHOOTING game. that's just mean.
wilderraw 0
retarded boyfriend and I hope ur cousin lives
demon1k 0
BANG BANG He shouldve shot himself in the head. Pussy.
sirpancake 0
@91 Epic win!
BLNovelist 0
The fact that he couldn't bother caring about the fact that his girlfriend was hurting enough to stay off a game (and a shooter no less) for the night/day. doesn't matter if he gives two ***** about the cousin.
GeoThermalSleuth 0
... What game was he playing?
VittiChan 2
come on I don't freakin blame him it being all sad and stuff!! He wants 2 brighten up his day a little! :P
FMLowLife 0
What game was it? "Eliminate Pro" Haha.... I am a horrible person...
cae0n 0
nah it was prolly a spas
screelov 0
whoever finds this funny is ****** up in the head
Person000 0
that's not something to laugh at, she has a mental disorder and she might die but ofcourse none of you assholes care about anything that happens on this earth unless it has to do with deep fried donuts. this is why our society is de-evolving
ryanriola 0
i find it nit funny at all
Zellpa 0
You know what will be funny? Your death.
just_dandy20 2
#75-bleedinginside. You are shit! He should care, if he loves his girlfriend.
Macisawesome1 7
Because someone us just gonna do the same EXACT same thing again
princessbellie 5
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guns apps are soooo fun. I have one on my iPhone and I randomly start shooting. haha
lickmyjock 0
I call fake. if she was bipolor and shot herself, wouldn't she only be shooting half of herself? so if one half has 20 percent chance the other has 100. Ergo, averaged out she actually has 60 percent chance to live. you're welcome and have a nice day.
applesmoothiee 2
hahaha no
evilspongebob 0
hahaha!! its good to live in america!
xlostwithoutu 0
I guess u just got yours? Lmao I have an iPhone and shooting apps are fun but this story is sick
myownenemy 0
I think 127 is thinking of scizophrenia
infinitii 0
dump that ******
Nateesha 0
naww that's pretty sad :( if he did it on purpose I think he deserves a punch in the face . but maybe it was a coinsidence :o
adriiana1019 0
coinsididence of what? that doesn't make sense
Bl4ck_1c3 2
shooter game? shot herself? get it?
SomeonethingStup 0
Because she shot herself shooting games are forbidden for him now? Be happy he didn't burst out laughing like a lot of guys would. Hope your cousin lives though.
Nateesha 0
no like, maybe the guy wasn't thinking , maybe he just had an urge to play a shooting game . either way he's really stupid or an asshole..
spongebob95 0
wow ur bf is an ass lose him asap
Xkillz302 10
is not sad she did it to her self
tcbailey 0
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so your saying there is a chance???? suck it up she's a ******* cousin. I'm sure you had plenty more!!! lmao
Nateesha 0
that's rude
jessicams 0
you obviously have a big family and/or aren't close to any of your cousins. one of my cousins is my best friend and if I found out something like this i'd be devastated. besides, 20% isn't a big chance. OP, I'm sorry. hopefully your cousin will be ok.
G6chick 0
She said 20% chance OF living that's 80% she Gunna ie
princessbellie 5
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that's funny ha!
gunta 0
agree with Nateesha, that's pretty friking mean, rude and ... mean
Eddie_Paints 0
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Today my girl told me her cousin shot herself and is not expected to survive,after holding her for awhile as she cried it reminded me I'm almost to level 7 of my new game; iSniper 3D!!
crazyarsedfly 14
..agreed with #47. It's just harsh.
osnapp55 0
video tapes as in creapy uncle type pedo video tapes?
yakari_fml 0
hazelkee 0
if it makes y'all feel any better my mom has liver failure and other problems with a 30 percent chance of living but she has been sick my whole life
danggitserinn201 0
your a ****** asshole! go die piece of shit.
rachelxoxolauren 3
you rude asshole
X_o_X_ocutie 0
what are u?? The ******* Devil??? BITCH ASS ************
Parky03 9
If you were my cousin I'd test it on you, then we'll see who's laughing.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Are you ******* sick in the head or something?
hk_fml 9
dump that ******.
Jen_J_the_J 0
thats pretty messed up i hope they do ok! at least he held u and didnt laugh r anything like sme people do in tense situations. :/
dp0515 0
yea, he did try to be helpful, then he played one shooting game, it's better then laughing, he probably didn't even notice. srry bout ur cousin thought, he'll be ok.
lostchick 0
WTF
gunta 0
That's pretty Douche-ish :/
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Your boyfriend probably thinks people respawn in real life like in CoD.
hackymeal 0
^^ epic win LOL
maskedman 9
I have to remind myself of that all the time. like if I'm about to try something dangerous I'll look around for the X button. when I don't find it I'm like "oh yeah. this is real life. I shouldn't play on the train tracks because I could die forever." I almost ended up in some embarassing situations.
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Haha, no perks in real life either. :(
princessmaxy 0
cod is a bad game learn 2 chrono trigger
milkshakesrule 0
15 win
aricTB 0
I don't they?
allard 14
tis k, if one thing video games taught me it's that when you do die. You respawn. tenth prestige 70 xx
lickmyjock 0
fyl, fycl, and dyb
LauraTheKiwi 0
translation please? :D
FernandoTorres_fml 0
**** Your Life, **** Your Cousin's Life and Dump Your Boyfriend. lickmyjock is my hero :)
crazyarsedfly 14
I believe it's: FYCL = F**ck your cousin's life, DYB = Dump your boyfriend. -Oh Fernando.. you beat me =P But I agree with the above.
wooow_sucks_for_ 0
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