Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML
Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast." That's not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a suspicious lump under my armpit, so he suggested a breast examination. While pressing all over them he said, "We're gonna have to send you for an X-ray because you have the most lumpy breasts I've ever felt in my life." FML
Today, after a 3-day induced delivery for my twins, and after getting stitches down there, I woke up to boobs that are the size of footballs, and still no milk coming out. The pain of chopping them off at this point would be more bearable. FML
Today, I went to the doctor because recently I've had a white liquid coming from my breast. I found out it's milk. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's because I could feel something solid in my breasts, and I wanted to get it checked, just to be safe. Turns out it was my ribs. Oops. FML
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Today, I'm on a pill that "may cause breast tenderness". My 32E breasts took that to mean swell up a size, become heavy as lead, be so sore I can't move without a bra on, and stiffen my neck and back muscles so badly I thought I had an ear infection. This will last "a few weeks to months". FML
Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's to find out why I was producing small amounts of milky liquid from my nipples, even though I'm not pregnant. When she asked me to show her, I squirted on her shirt. FML
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boxter57 3
Will your baby suck on your armpit?
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Wow three boobs? The guys must love you >;)
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Comments (247)
leaharx 0
I have that same problem. It didn't fill up with my first pregnancy but it filled up with my second, it pretty crazy when you can squirt milk out of your armpit
bibbster18 11
Do you have to cover it up while you're in your bikini? ;D
inpuredeceit 14
That brings up a good point... Would the third breast have a nipple? And if so, is it under the same indecent exposure rules as the other two breasts?
unmistakablyamaz 4
The breast tissue extends to the side, under the armpit. Since gynecologists specialize in female health, it makes sense for OP to visit her gyno for a painful lump that is in the same area as where the breast tissue extends to on her body. They specialize in female health, so they may have a slightly more extensive knowledge of what may cause the lump than a general practitioner would.
ohmandapants 17
I was actually confused when I first read this...I mean no one says "I went to the gyn" they say "I went to the gyno" or something. I thought she meant GYM until I re-read it..
swinglifeaway123 8
Dream come true. Triiipppllleee tiittttyyy
scarface23 0
That's hot.
sciencekidster1 8
How did your husband/boyfriend respond to this?
skyeyez9 25
Therr was a woman on the movie.Total Recall that had three boobs.
obnoxious3_3_3 1
Lemme get yo numba girl
chelseaaababyyy 17
i first read this as 'i went to my gym'. i was confused as to why she went to her gym for medical issues then i reread it lol but fyl op /: