Zx6r
United States
Today, my parents came to my house for my birthday. My mom backed her car into my motorcycle, knocking it over. She said because it was my birthday I could pay for the damages to her car later. FML
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DJR_fml 2
Aaaannnddd your mom is a bitch.
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Um, don't pay it? O_o And to go the extra mile make her pay for your bike. Or at least help :l
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yadisingh 5
How sweet.....
abbyelizabeth 9
BEST BIRTHDAY EVERR!
rottentomatoes 7
She needs to be straightened out..
Lanceeden 12
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
LiveLaughFML 10
awe, that's cute. i bet you're going to get her the best birthday present next year. ;)
SirObvious 1
Don't leave your bike out again or else you will be grounded mister!
Zombies_Rule 0
Nice motorcycle. Dream is a zx6r!
tri1sometime22 0
Holy cow love ur disc wheel :) timetrial=
tri1sometime22 0
Sorry above comment was at 24
Sportsfan86 3
After she said that you should have responded with "well... Because we're family, you can pay for damages to my motorcycle later". Or just don't pay :)
Jammy01jams 2
"Mom, THE **** OUT!"
cameron194 9
lol take wats left of your motorcycle and ghost ride into you moms car.. eye for an eye lol
Supascruggs 1
Take her insurance information, since she's at fault.
stro88 6
**** she did you a favor get a real bike. 600s are for bearded clams. Liter bikes.
Zx6r 7
Dude got rid of my zx10r last year no need for two bikes plus you can't stunt very well on a 1000, way to torquey
some_shit 0
She messed up the 636!!!??!? Aw hell na
DJR_fml 2
Aaaannnddd your mom is a bitch.
Navith 13
How do people manage to have horrible parents that are still alive? They should be hated enough to be killed/shot by now.
aligiorav 11
How do you manage to ask a question like that?
sara_saturday 5
op's mom's a bitch! she's a big fat bitch! she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world! she's a stupid bitch! if there ever was a bitch! she's a bitch to all the boys and girls!
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Um, don't pay it? O_o And to go the extra mile make her pay for your bike. Or at least help :l
minisquid 9
Ask your creepy neighbor Steve to give a witnesses account.
THE_A_TEEN 28
You mean crazy steve? Uhh im not sure he'll vouch for you.
SteveTheJanitor 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
at least she was considerate about not paying till your birthday was over But FYL
teentee401 37
He shouldn't have to pay at all
nellienicole 1
At least she's thinking about you today..
ChefPhilly 13
Bang! Duck Face.
teentee401 37
Nice shot, 109!
Glitterhinoceros 14
... Happy birthday c:
some_shit 0
Can I have you wish me happy birthday on my birthday cuz ur hot
SnowTrooper19 0
Has she thought about the damage to the motorcycle too, and your mom is a bitch. Break her windshield with a bat and say "assuming you got your taxes back, you can pay for damages to your windshield".
airforce987 20
Or how about this: Smash her windshield with a bat and say, "I'll pay for the damage to your car when you pay the damage to my baseball bat."
sydie5 12
Return the favor on her birthday, it's only the nice thing to do.
storyofthemonth 0
Wonder what she'll say then.
Mitch_Connor 11
Since it's YOUR birthday, SHE can pay for the damages.
6u174r_d00d 6
I'm pretty sure that was OP's point
nerdfighteria 7
Forget the fact that it was OP's birthday. SHE crashed into HIS motorcycle in HIS driveway, and she expects him to pay? Da ****?
FarSide 23
Brilliant comment there, "big dick" brain...
kareltje 17
You can always ask for money for your birthday, instead of presents :D