Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML
Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast." That's not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a suspicious lump under my armpit, so he suggested a breast examination. While pressing all over them he said, "We're gonna have to send you for an X-ray because you have the most lumpy breasts I've ever felt in my life." FML
Today, after a 3-day induced delivery for my twins, and after getting stitches down there, I woke up to boobs that are the size of footballs, and still no milk coming out. The pain of chopping them off at this point would be more bearable. FML
Today, I went to the doctor because recently I've had a white liquid coming from my breast. I found out it's milk. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's because I could feel something solid in my breasts, and I wanted to get it checked, just to be safe. Turns out it was my ribs. Oops. FML
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Today, I'm on a pill that "may cause breast tenderness". My 32E breasts took that to mean swell up a size, become heavy as lead, be so sore I can't move without a bra on, and stiffen my neck and back muscles so badly I thought I had an ear infection. This will last "a few weeks to months". FML
Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's to find out why I was producing small amounts of milky liquid from my nipples, even though I'm not pregnant. When she asked me to show her, I squirted on her shirt. FML
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Top comments
boxter57 3
Will your baby suck on your armpit?
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Wow three boobs? The guys must love you >;)
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Comments (247)
thecovert 7
Just read of one on the bottom of a foot. Could be worse.
itsmichelle97 0
"three ****...that's awesome" the movie Paul
missleypat 0
Under your arm pit?!?! Umm..... Fyl
Swishmantastic87 0
The area between a a woman hips and her beats are called a "waste"
Ironripster 0
if it wasnt under ur armpit it would be ok, one for his mouth and one for each hand is perfect
lisermo 0
Most women have glands for breastmilk in their armpits. I'm a breastfeeding mom and my armpits often tickle when the milk comes in. It's completely normal and you won't be able to tell. Get over it.
lyssaluvsyaa 0
Actually having a third bread under your arm is common. Most women just don't realize that until they get pregnant.
FarSide 23
I'm pretty sure I would have recognized having a bread loaf under my arm.
BrokenRecords 0
Don't worry I'm sure it will go away after you have had the baby that's what happened to my friend
VG281 1
Every one has breast tissue to their armpits- it's normal, pain is not- you should get a second opinion
batman1024 0
wow......... i hv heard it all now lol