Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML
Today, I decided to adopt a 11 year-old dog that had been in need of a home for several months. Two hours after I got him home, I discovered him dead in the backyard. FML
Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML
Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML
Today, my dog played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Today, I was napping with my boyfriend and his dog. The dog was making odd coughing noises, but my boyfriend refused to kick him out of the bed. A few moments later, I rolled onto my stomach, into a pile of dog vomit. FML
Today, I knew it was going to be a fun day when I woke up to find that my kids' new puppy had died in the night. FML
Today, I woke up to a note from my parents saying we needed to talk. Assuming it was about the weed I'd left on my dresser, I quickly confessed. Turns out my dog died. FML
Today, my pet bird died. He had caught some illness and had been extremely sick for the past few days. He didn't die from the illness though. My dog ate him. FML
Today, my asshole of a roommate finally decided to move out. Not only did he take his belongings with him, he took some of mine as well. Including my dog. FML
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Top comments
ZeroStick 3
That's so sad. R.I.P. Doggie.
kingsrock916 0
Anyone who votes you deserved it deserves to be castrated and shot in the head. Or hung from a tree. But yeah, that totally sucks :(
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Comments (312)
franki2486 0
shouldn't you call someone and do something about it instead of being on fml?
kappaaa 12
uhmm dude. they probably did, it's not like they jumped on this site straight after they found out. you idiot!!
xGabri3L 3
Rest in Peace ):
M2M4Ever 0
I'm so sorry :-(
mintcar 10
Aww, that's incredibly sad.
XxGingerBbyxX 0
Aww that's sooo sad im sorry
icantellu 7
at least he died in his sleep and didn't suffer causing him to die
UpYoursInAdvance 0
10 and dogs hate you you bastard nd **** your cats (if you have any)
ElectricGhost_fml 5
omg I would cry!!!!!!! I'm sooo sorry dude!!!! DX
Pro_Nothing 9
lol, wake up lucky... wake Up... wake up goddamn it!!!
Action_Bastard 0
lol...but seriously, that's sucks man. Sry about your doggie.
xboxlulz 0
See most FMLs are made up and I'm guessing some sick **** made this up.
Person1233 13
You should cheer yourself up by throwing him into a river. It's the latest thing.
brianjman14 23
To soon, man. Those poor puppies... :(
krzywosz 0
lol u prick