Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet. I automatically dove my hand in and ran out of the stall with it. As I dried it, some girls were laughing. I assumed that they were laughing because my phone fell in the toilet. Then I noticed my pants were still down. FML
Today, I was changing my tampon in a public bathroom. As I was about to put the tampon into the sanitary bin, I dropped it and it rolled under the stall next to mine. It was occupied. FML
Today, I came back from school camp and really had to go to the toilet. I ran to the nearest one, which was by the principal's office. After I finished, I tried to flush the button. Turns out the water was turned off so it wouldn't flush. I bolted. The principal is now stuck with my unwanted present. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML
Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML
Today, when I went to pick up my daughter from preschool, I found out she'd "accidentally" tried to flush her clothes down the toilet while going to the bathroom. FML
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Top comments
CircusofValues 0
Why would you go into a bathroom with elementary school kids? And, more importantly, did you catch her and mortally wound her? :)
keywestlov 0
aww thats depressing! i would've punched the little bundle of joy
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Comments (99)
CircusofValues 0
Why would you go into a bathroom with elementary school kids? And, more importantly, did you catch her and mortally wound her? :)
MagicMeds 0
Well it IS a phone...
maplebaby 0
did you not read? it says the bathroom her high school shares with the elementary school.
alexandraa_fml 0
Mortal Kombat! KO!
sarcdude 3
FATALITY!
Flutist 3
Cobra WINS
piepieburger 0
That fat bitch!
xXxXxMasonxXxXx 7
i woulda ran out grabbed the little girls leg and dragged her back then if she screamed thump her with the phone and tell her not to steal things ;p
keywestlov 0
aww thats depressing! i would've punched the little bundle of joy
notsoordinary 0
heh heh i would have drowned her in the toilet!
Ascaryrobot 0
I hope someone who advocates the theft of someones phone by denying punishent never has little bastard offspring, such as yourself, and your hopefully not, now or ever existant children. Should have taken her phone and used to sodomise the little ****. Rome did alot right, like cuting of a thieves hand.
Ascaryrobot 0
Existent, and You should* Damn anger getting me into trouble with the grammer rozzers.
pepolshet 0
The Romans cut off 1 finger for every time you steal and your hand for the 4th time.
Flutist 3
The Romans then used the fingers to sodomize the thieves. Geez where did you learn history. You MISSED the best parts. The body part =) I would have smacked the little shit.
In_your_face 0
ask her if she knows what a swirlie is!
albert17 0
SWIRLY SWIRLY SWIRLY!
Timmead 0
Kids these days...
RR05 0
it's probably a black kid wasn't it?
leoofbodom 0
defo
Snackycake 20
Sarcasm or not, that's racist.
sdcrazy1018 0
I've never heard of a high school having a bunch of elementary kids come and use the restroom regularly
Lounia_fml 8
For your information, there are schools that teach kindergarten to grade 12. Maybe it's time to wake up buddy (:
alexandraa_fml 0
I went to a k-12 for a part of highschool,. I never saw little kids in the highschool wings of the school.
cxal_fml 0
Elementary schools can go up to 8th grade. Some high schoolers would consider an 8th grader a little kid
ZleveL 0
mine went up to grade 7
KrystleLynn 0
that sucks!!! :( fyl
KamilleBlack 3
That's us kids for yah.
sdcrazy1018 0
Thanks for POLITELY stating it, unlike some people
TheLoneWolf87 4
Piss on her.....
SEXY_SEN10R_2010 0
okay #1 u need help....
namhowell 6
#11, you need to learn to take a joke.
breakingdawnxx3 0
you are number 11 lol silly :)
yazdmich 1
lol
Books4Me 0
LOL I'm loving the violent reactions. People need to get a sense of humor =P.