Today, I went to IHOP for breakfast. As we were leaving, I realized a little girl took my Hello Kitty hairclip. For the next 5 minutes, I fought with an 8 year-old for a hairclip. She won. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was waiting in line at the check out, some guy came up behind me, plucked a hair out of my head, and ran off with it. FML
Today, some friends and I went to IHOP. We joked about not having enough money, and as it turns out we were $5 short. We put down what we had and left. Upon getting to the car, I realized I'd forgotten my phone, and had to go back. I made eye contact with our waitress, our money in her hand. FML
Today, my 45-year-old child of a mother made such a dramatic scene over finding a hair in her food that the initially apologetic owners ended up kicking my family out. FML
Today, at the mall, I ran into a lost, crying little girl. It was my best friend's daughter. She recognized and clung on to me. As I called her dad, some nosy lady snatched her from me and caused a scene, screaming, "KIDNAPPER!" As I got apprehended, her claim was she heard me say, "If you still want to see her…" FML
Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML
Today, when I was finished eating at McDonald's, I went to Shoppers to pick up a new toothbrush. I got back to my car only to find the windows smashed in. The only thing that was missing from my car was the Hello Kitty toy I got from McDonald's. Someone broke into my car for a 10 cent toy. FML
Today, a crazy woman grabbed my hair and mentioned how lovely it was. She then asked when I would donate it. I told her I didn't want to, at which point she started yelling that she was going to get some scissors and cut it all off to teach me a lesson. FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML
Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML
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kitt_en 0
I feel ya, OP. It's not immature to be wearing cute hair clips. A lot of people also do that. It's stupid that the kid got your hair clip. You'd think her parents would notice that it's not hers and maker her give it back...
lilalfredo 0
that little *****!!
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Comments (241)
zrmxp95 0
Wow, iHOP, YDI, and a Hello Kitty Clip, YDI more
Sheslikeheroin 0
Lmao mfmylifesrsly. There's the tall hot slurry redhead who sleeps around with any guy she remotly likes in hopes that he will like her for more than her body in the end. There's the short chubby black haired girl whose looks are mediocre at best but still considers herself as hot as the rest--though the guy she makes out with deny it later--and she's always on a diet. There's the hot blonde/brunette chick with the big boobs who loses her virginity to some guy and ends up being with that douche for years.
patrick19 0
WTF say a bit ya do know most people aren't gona read that much eh dip shit
nessalujin 0
''Today, I went to IHOP with my family and saw a fat old woman wearing a cute hello kitty hairclip just like mine. She must've thought I took hers because she started beating me and now I have a lawsuit against her.'' FML
bryno7 0
your bomb
yogibear01 0
should have punched her in tha face
sabatical 0
hello kitty clips are for 8 year olds and asains of all ages
take_it_ez 0
lmfao! so true
bryno7 0
59s pic is dumb ha 83 is bomb tho
MakaPaka_fml 0
You didn't have to hold back just cause she was 8 >< Hello Kitty is (probably) your bible! Squish all that stand in your way! Behold the power of Hello kitty rawrr~!
lainzilla 14
YDI for having possessions and thinking that just because you bought something means you have any right to keep and do with it as you please.
MakaPaka_fml 0
er.. I think that once you buy something doesn't it mean you DO have the right to keep it and do with it whatever you please? Does this also mean that I can't wipe my ass with toilet tissues even though I bought it? (no more toilet paper pirate hat? Noo!)
lainzilla 14
Check your sarcasm meter. ;[
MakaPaka_fml 0
I still don't get it(even after vigorous hours of brain straining). What sarcasm?
sabatical 0
toilet paper pirate hat. win ^^
MakaPaka_fml 0
ahoy~! :)