Today, I went to IHOP for breakfast. As we were leaving, I realized a little girl took my Hello Kitty hairclip. For the next 5 minutes, I fought with an 8 year-old for a hairclip. She won. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was waiting in line at the check out, some guy came up behind me, plucked a hair out of my head, and ran off with it. FML
Today, some friends and I went to IHOP. We joked about not having enough money, and as it turns out we were $5 short. We put down what we had and left. Upon getting to the car, I realized I'd forgotten my phone, and had to go back. I made eye contact with our waitress, our money in her hand. FML
Today, my 45-year-old child of a mother made such a dramatic scene over finding a hair in her food that the initially apologetic owners ended up kicking my family out. FML
Today, at the mall, I ran into a lost, crying little girl. It was my best friend's daughter. She recognized and clung on to me. As I called her dad, some nosy lady snatched her from me and caused a scene, screaming, "KIDNAPPER!" As I got apprehended, her claim was she heard me say, "If you still want to see her…" FML
Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML
Today, when I was finished eating at McDonald's, I went to Shoppers to pick up a new toothbrush. I got back to my car only to find the windows smashed in. The only thing that was missing from my car was the Hello Kitty toy I got from McDonald's. Someone broke into my car for a 10 cent toy. FML
Today, a crazy woman grabbed my hair and mentioned how lovely it was. She then asked when I would donate it. I told her I didn't want to, at which point she started yelling that she was going to get some scissors and cut it all off to teach me a lesson. FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML
Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML
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Top comments
kitt_en 0
I feel ya, OP. It's not immature to be wearing cute hair clips. A lot of people also do that. It's stupid that the kid got your hair clip. You'd think her parents would notice that it's not hers and maker her give it back...
lilalfredo 0
that little *****!!
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Comments (241)
bigpapi210 0
how old are you? should've been mature OP. says a lot about your immaturity.
Destiny8745 29
Op could have been mature and her parents could have not been mature. We don't have that information and you made a complete assumption.
ImaginaryFoe 1
That's because you are made of win, Mercy.
ipwnallmen 10
LOL! arent 8 yr olds like barely 3ft tall and what 50 lbs? you couldve thrown her if youre in average shape.... XD I feel the same way about my classic disney and sailor moon! no lil brat is getting my memoriblla (sp) *hisses while eyes glow angrily*.. OP, this is a wtflolwhut moment... X3 *fave*
applesmoothiee 2
I had to google ihop to understand this. Why the hell did you go to the International house of prayer for breakfast?
applesmoothiee 2
Before the serious police arrest me, i was kidding
TryToBeKind 0
win :-)
maddie1 0
lol omg woe hello kitty?
applesmoothiee 2
delete this comment -.-
Brenda_a5 0
agree with #39 :]
PsychoMerk 0
they still give me the little coloring mat/menu and crayons :3 but then again it's the only iHop I know and the staff has been the same people for like 5 years >_> so I'm known :p
ipwnallmen 10
lol @ 30. thats cute and adorable ^^
Brenda_a5 0
it's pancakes not prayer lol