Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the bad haircut I got recently no longer makes me look like Dora the Explorer. Instead, I now look like He-Man. FML
Today, I went to a salon. As soon as I walked in, someone ran to me and inspected my hair and said, "We can fix this." I was there to get my daughter's hair done. FML
Today, I got my long hair cut in a short pixie cut. When my five year old daughter saw me she laughed and proclaimed 'You look just like a man!'. That afternoon I got a concerned call from the school. My daughter has told everyone 'mummy has gone away, I now have two daddies!' FML
Today, while changing my clothes, my 3 year-old daughter informed me that I looked like a zebra. Noticing my shocked face, she tried comforting me by telling me I was a pretty zebra because I was a purple zebra. She was talking about my stretch marks. FML
Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML
Today, I took my daughter to get the expensive pixie cut she’s been "dying" for. As soon as we got home, my husband burst into hysterical laughter and pointed out that she looks exactly like he did in high school. Now she’s sobbing and begging for either a wig or even more expensive extensions. FML
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, my 3-year-old girl accidentally caught sight of me stepping out of the shower. Now she thinks "daddy has a tail" and she just has to let everyone know about it. FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
Today, I arrived home, having just had my long hair cut and my beard shaved. My idiot daughter’s reaction when she saw me? “Who are you and how did you get in the house?” FML
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Top comments
AwkwardPartyBear 24
Did you use your map to get home?
MikeDa1Da 14
Ask the map to take you to a new hair salon.
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Comments (99)
AwkwardPartyBear 24
Did you use your map to get home?
hockeyoceancity 13
Dora is an explorer is like 7 years old, goes out on trips everyday, teaches basic spanish, bestfriend is a monkey named Boots and a map that talks that has an amazing singing skills, Dora is a champ. Swiper no swiping!
zakkyzebra 11
Que?
ss_20_xx 14
Swiper nooooo swiping!
happle 21
*¿Qué?
wastingtimeonFML 7
Haha, I laughed t the comment more than I did at the FML.
LadyJoker21 0
Haha
jtthegr8 26
Come on, vamanos. Everybody lets go...
nado13579 12
We know we can do it! :D
torch433 1
lol thtz funny as hell
Dawminator 16
Be happy, Dora is so hot! (Jk)
xerxes190 3
Could have been worse.
MikeDa1Da 14
Ask the map to take you to a new hair salon.
XxHoPPoxX 8
Swiper is digging your do so much hes gunna swipe ir ;)
dav3800 7
OP probably just owns the purple backpack... Who owns a map? GPS.
muzy 23
op you must have mad swagger if your daughter thinks you look like Dora !!
shayshayshazam 14
If she loves Dora the Explorer, take it as a compliment. If she hates Dora the Explorer, go get a better haircut.
CaramelMacchiato 13
If your daughter called you Dora the Explorer, that should be a compliment. But if your friend/co-worker/ect called you Dora... That'd be a different story, haha! :(
doctorhook86 25
#4 is correct; when a toddler tells you that you look like Dora the Explorer, it's a compliment of the highest caliber.
MerrikBarbarian 9
Thank you, I was gonna say the same thing. When some random 4 year olds have commented I look like Dora or Pinkie Pie (i have pink hair) I take it as a compliment :)
citymayer 7
I'd be so tempted to shave it off and start over.
luckyd880 12
Swiper no swiping!
wlddog 14
Sometimes kids are the only people that will be honest with you.
CaramelMacchiato 13
There's only two kinds of honest people in this world. Drunk people and children.
kzxvazure 0
did you go through obstacles on the way home?!
mrdiggame 1
If she's little (about 6 or under) don't take it as an insult.
alyspar2 5
It says shes 3?
immaMonsta 8
It seems like you skipped over the part where it actually mentions OPs daughters age #8...
LadyJoker21 0
I think he's explaining the ages where kids don't know any better
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
**If she's like 6 and bellow...
kzxvazure 0
***below
Boygenius50 8
3 > 6
Ugi 27
I think that might have been about the map, backpack and pet monkey as much as the haircut!
vbmg152 19
Lol!! Go to a new hair salon next time.