Today, I went to IHOP for breakfast. As we were leaving, I realized a little girl took my Hello Kitty hairclip. For the next 5 minutes, I fought with an 8 year-old for a hairclip. She won. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was waiting in line at the check out, some guy came up behind me, plucked a hair out of my head, and ran off with it. FML
Today, some friends and I went to IHOP. We joked about not having enough money, and as it turns out we were $5 short. We put down what we had and left. Upon getting to the car, I realized I'd forgotten my phone, and had to go back. I made eye contact with our waitress, our money in her hand. FML
Today, my 45-year-old child of a mother made such a dramatic scene over finding a hair in her food that the initially apologetic owners ended up kicking my family out. FML
Today, at the mall, I ran into a lost, crying little girl. It was my best friend's daughter. She recognized and clung on to me. As I called her dad, some nosy lady snatched her from me and caused a scene, screaming, "KIDNAPPER!" As I got apprehended, her claim was she heard me say, "If you still want to see her…" FML
Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML
Today, when I was finished eating at McDonald's, I went to Shoppers to pick up a new toothbrush. I got back to my car only to find the windows smashed in. The only thing that was missing from my car was the Hello Kitty toy I got from McDonald's. Someone broke into my car for a 10 cent toy. FML
Today, a crazy woman grabbed my hair and mentioned how lovely it was. She then asked when I would donate it. I told her I didn't want to, at which point she started yelling that she was going to get some scissors and cut it all off to teach me a lesson. FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML
Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML
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kitt_en 0
I feel ya, OP. It's not immature to be wearing cute hair clips. A lot of people also do that. It's stupid that the kid got your hair clip. You'd think her parents would notice that it's not hers and maker her give it back...
lilalfredo 0
that little *****!!
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Comments (241)
mandya91 0
dude, i don't blame you !!! hello kitty is frikken expensive!!!
anthraxcp 0
wtf is IHOP
XxKeLs3yxX 0
u seriously don't know what IHOP is?
tisiphone_fml 0
International House of Pancakes. Its a US restaurant chain. Its like Denny's or Perkins.
ericownz101 0
or hooters! or am i the only one who goes there for breakfast...
DreamerofWorlds 0
I hear they have great milk. ;)
HIJKay 0
That really sucks. The little girl's mother should have been like, "BITCH, give it back."
mahamii_93 0
hello kitty
mahamii_93 0
i lovee hello kitty!! **
JEEP67 0
should have thrown your coffee in that little bitches face
mandya91 0
ahhahahhah love it!!!
angrynegro7 16
I think the lesson here is that you never fight with an 8 year old. Let your belt fight with that 8 year old.
SirJamie77 7
lmao
H8fulwanker 1
I'm sorry but this is unacceptable. I actually logged in just to leave a comment on this one. If I were her, that girl is going down. If that kid refused to give me that hair-clip back, I'd ask her parents to reimburse me the money so I can buy couple of new ones, PLUS the gas to go to the store. If they refused, I'd slap that little slag and drug her across IHop parking lot until she let go. Call me an arse but if the parents won't do anything, I won't let any kid steal from me. FYL .. Let me know if you want me to go to that IHop with you so I can take that clip back for you. :D
tekinzdudez 0
Hahahaha I don't know what's funnier, the fact you still like Hello Kitty or that you got your ass handed to you by an 8 year old, ydi for being gay
cmac86 24
hope that hairclip was worth ruining your dignity over. we obviously know the price of it.
nessalujin 0
Umm that's a bit lame.