Today, I went to get a facial. I forgot my contact case so I put them into paper cup. My beautician thought it was leftover water from someone else, and threw my only pair of vision aid away. I scuttled home half blind. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I opened my new contact lenses for the first time in a month and accidentally dropped one, only to watch it disappear helplessly down the drain. Give a name to the situation. FML
Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML
Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML
Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML
Today, I woke up hungover and thirsty, I found a glass of water next to the sink, filled it up with more water, chugged it and went back to bed. I woke up an hour later to my best friend telling me she thought she lost her contacts. They were in a glass next to the sink. I ate her contacts. FML
Today, I went to go soak my dentures because I fell asleep wearing them last night, only to find that my boyfriend threw away the container they were in, thinking it was trash. FML
Today, I wore a pair of glasses with no lenses because I thought I'd look smarter. I ended up poking myself in the eye several times, leaving it swollen. So much for making me look smarter. FML
Today, I bought an eye mask to help me sleep during the day, as I work night shifts. Upon waking up after my first time using it, I forgot I was wearing it and thought I had gone blind, causing me to fall out of the bed and split my head open on my bedside table. FML
Today, I brought home my 3D glasses after a movie. I had a laugh about it until I realized that I put my $100 sunglasses in the recycle box outside of the theatre instead. FML
Today, I inadvertently gave passers by the middle finger as I tried to stop my glasses from sliding off my face. FML
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urdirtyolduncle 15
I guess you didn't see that coming!
ScaryyMary 14
Scuttled? You scuttled? What are you, a crab?
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Comments (116)
iranoutofnames 6
this has happened to me sooo many times!
2010smhill2010 0
you are so stupid and heres why...1) you dont have spare contacts or glasses 2) you didnt tell the person that your contacts were the cup....so YDI DUMBASS
rowanessence 4
lol
xDragonBeastx 1
hehe facial
haleycstar 0
... and you never bothered to tell anyone your contacts were in a paper cup?
burns_daniel 0
It's awesome...because that's what a facial does...makes a girl half-blind...lol
chloe2114 4
hehehehe, scuttled XD
ifetayo 2
....Why didn't you tell your beautician not to throw your cup away because they had your contacts in them....?
neverb01 0
oh, quit whining op, I lost my glasses in a car accident and had to deal with -9 vision for four days. without my glasses I can see about 5 inches in front of my face.
b_rad_fml 4
YDI for not delaying the facial appointment to go find a contact case. They are cheap and found in the H&B aisle less than 100 yards from your WalMart beauty salon.