Today, I went to get a facial. I forgot my contact case so I put them into paper cup. My beautician thought it was leftover water from someone else, and threw my only pair of vision aid away. I scuttled home half blind. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I opened my new contact lenses for the first time in a month and accidentally dropped one, only to watch it disappear helplessly down the drain. Give a name to the situation. FML
Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML
Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML
Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML
Today, I woke up hungover and thirsty, I found a glass of water next to the sink, filled it up with more water, chugged it and went back to bed. I woke up an hour later to my best friend telling me she thought she lost her contacts. They were in a glass next to the sink. I ate her contacts. FML
Today, I went to go soak my dentures because I fell asleep wearing them last night, only to find that my boyfriend threw away the container they were in, thinking it was trash. FML
Today, I wore a pair of glasses with no lenses because I thought I'd look smarter. I ended up poking myself in the eye several times, leaving it swollen. So much for making me look smarter. FML
Today, I bought an eye mask to help me sleep during the day, as I work night shifts. Upon waking up after my first time using it, I forgot I was wearing it and thought I had gone blind, causing me to fall out of the bed and split my head open on my bedside table. FML
Today, I brought home my 3D glasses after a movie. I had a laugh about it until I realized that I put my $100 sunglasses in the recycle box outside of the theatre instead. FML
Today, I inadvertently gave passers by the middle finger as I tried to stop my glasses from sliding off my face. FML
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urdirtyolduncle 15
I guess you didn't see that coming!
ScaryyMary 14
Scuttled? You scuttled? What are you, a crab?
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Comments (116)
forthepainx3 0
maybe they dont have glasses? jackass..
CRrawsum 7
Ha, good one 60.
FAsInFML 4
l ilp
disney_blonde 16
There should be absolutely no reason to remove contacts for a facial.
sallen0046 4
I'd have to agree that your life is ****** if not for the fact that you took out your only pair of contacts in a public place and then left them lying about. It's not hard to ask for a pen to label the cup as not being trash. Unless they're colored contacts, they've very difficult to notice floating in a liquid to begin with. It can sometimes take weeks for your contact order to come in, YDI for not having extra pairs on hand. Not only that, but you should always have a spare pair or your glasses in your bag just in case. Not to mention the fact that a facial is for your face, not your eyeballs, and you shouldn't have taken them out in the first place.
LilaBear 2
nobody I know makes a habit of carrying around a spare set of contacts or glasses. My husband wears contacts and my father used to, neither of them carry/carried around a spare set, or their glasses. My best friend alternates between her contacts and glasses, and she sort of carries a spare set because her sunglasses are prescription, so she can wear them if she absolutely has to, but she doesn't carry a spare set of contacts if she's wearing contacts. I really don't think it's so ridiculous to go out of the house with only one pair of contacts (the pair you're wearing). What is ridiculous, is to take them out for a facial - and then not label the cup you put them in, or at LEAST make sure everybody in the room knows they're there!
sh33na_is_a_punk 0
that's exactly what I was expecting. I'm glad I'm not the only who thinks like. you know what they say,"great minds think alike"
FunwithBumperCar 0
not one bukkake comment?
TheNewGuy03 29
yours is the first. |the kid|
iburppeopleup 0
you both are so ******* stupid. this fml is proving my point of carrying glasses. it is easy for a girl ,especially since they have purses to carry shit in, to bring a spare pair of glasses. so **** off, the fml could have been avoided if she brought glasses.
allisonald 0
if you put them in a paper cup, you wouldn't be able to put them back in your eyes without solution anyway so it doesn't matter either way you would have gone home blind.
TheNewGuy03 29
no wonder you can only see out of one eye...you got a facial! must have only gotten into one eye... wait, what am i talking about here? |the kid|