Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for a second time. When I was getting dressed afterwards with him sitting next to me, there was a silence. To break it, he grabbed my hand and fistbumped me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in our relationship and it was great. He drove me back to my house and walked me to the door, then instead of kissing me goodbye he patted me on the back. Twice. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I fell asleep twice during sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave, I decided to give him one last thrill. I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out. When I asked why, he pointed behind me. My mom had watched the whole thing. FML
Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate with each other for the first time. He shoved his hand down my pants, touched about an inch away from my clitoris, and whispered, "Cummm" in my ear. I doubt I'll have an orgasm ever again. FML
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Top comments
Rairi 23
I don't see anything wrong in that tbh.
mas12806 24
You’re right, your life sucks
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Comments (11)
mas12806 24
You’re right, your life sucks
RichardPencil 32
He filled the silence! I thought he filled your hand on his third round.
Rairi 23
I don't see anything wrong in that tbh.
BigSissy 14
At least he didn’t give you the thumbs down sign.
alycion 39
Maybe he’s not a cuddler
BurnInDemonFire 39
Cool story, bro.
Charismaz 6
what's the problem? i don't see one
Last sandwich 3
My gosh im in tears
DogStew 20
Oh I see you pick your guys with substance. Oh wait, you don’t. You pick him because he’s good looking. That’s how deep you are. You picked a good looking douche that fist pumps after sex.
DogStew 20
Oh I see you pick your guys with substance. Oh wait, you don’t. You pick him because he’s good looking. That’s how deep you are. You picked a good looking douche that fist pumps after sex.