Today, I went to get a facial. I forgot my contact case so I put them into paper cup. My beautician thought it was leftover water from someone else, and threw my only pair of vision aid away. I scuttled home half blind. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I opened my new contact lenses for the first time in a month and accidentally dropped one, only to watch it disappear helplessly down the drain. Give a name to the situation. FML
Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML
Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML
Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML
Today, I woke up hungover and thirsty, I found a glass of water next to the sink, filled it up with more water, chugged it and went back to bed. I woke up an hour later to my best friend telling me she thought she lost her contacts. They were in a glass next to the sink. I ate her contacts. FML
Today, I went to go soak my dentures because I fell asleep wearing them last night, only to find that my boyfriend threw away the container they were in, thinking it was trash. FML
Today, I wore a pair of glasses with no lenses because I thought I'd look smarter. I ended up poking myself in the eye several times, leaving it swollen. So much for making me look smarter. FML
Today, I bought an eye mask to help me sleep during the day, as I work night shifts. Upon waking up after my first time using it, I forgot I was wearing it and thought I had gone blind, causing me to fall out of the bed and split my head open on my bedside table. FML
Today, I brought home my 3D glasses after a movie. I had a laugh about it until I realized that I put my $100 sunglasses in the recycle box outside of the theatre instead. FML
Today, I inadvertently gave passers by the middle finger as I tried to stop my glasses from sliding off my face. FML
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urdirtyolduncle 15
I guess you didn't see that coming!
ScaryyMary 14
Scuttled? You scuttled? What are you, a crab?
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Comments (116)
jrod45 0
How is this an FML? You made it home.
Omgwithabang 0
you should make them buy you new contacts. or sue them... I'm not sure if it would be a valid case but who knows?! I not be a lawyer! -Emii
prettypinkpixie 9
The op obviously didn't let them know the contacts were in the cup, so she is the only one responsible for them being thrown away. And even if she had made it known, and it was over looked, thats not really a reason to sue someone...
batgirl_babygirl 0
why did you even take them out in the first place?
JanisEvans 10
You should have pointed the lenses out to her the moment she walked in - you know, like a normal person who isn't an idiot. And yes, why did you take them out anyways?
Bright_Lights 14
Are we talking about the same kind of facial here...?
LilaBear 2
why do you need to take your contacts out for a facial? My husband keeps his in even when he goes for a nap (and no, they're not special sleeping contacts). He wouldn't keep them in if he was going to bed at night, but you can close your eyes or even nap with them in.
ckjacques53198 0
why do I think of something else when I think of facial?
tboudre 0
why would you take your contacts out for a facial?
Ella90 0
wow u know you could keep them in during a facial right?
snafu63 0
bet that's not the first time she's been blinded after a facial. wakawaka.