Today, I went to dinner with my girlfriend of 2 months. This would have been great, had I not been nodding absentmindedly when she suggested that we start planning our wedding soon, because "she's always dreamt of being married on the same day as Brad and Angelina." FML
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Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
Today, my fiancée suggested a 'Back To The Future' - themed wedding. FML
Today, the girl I've been dating for two weeks brought up the topic of marriage, then started asking me when we're moving in together. FML
Today, I'm planning my big sister's wedding. My long-term, live-in boyfriend walked by and saw me looking at the wedding tab on Pinterest, smirked, and said, "Don't get your hopes up." I had. FML
Today, after nearly six weeks of seeing a nice girl, we finally decided to make it official. Two hours later, she pulled out a bridal magazine and not-so-casually asked me which wedding location I thought was the nicest. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML
Today, the love of my life said, "You’d make a great husband! Whoever marries you in the future is gonna be so happy!" We’ve been together for 4 years and was planning to propose on her birthday in two weeks. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
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Top comments
DerrickJames 33
She was testing you. ALWAYS PAY ATTENTION, OP.
marxistbkly 3
In order to perfect the art of not listening to one's girlfriend, a gentleman must feign interest while never nodding or using phrases like, "that sounds great," or "of course dear." Further, there are keywords which should immediately focus one's attention. The principal words in this list are "wedding," and "married."
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Comments (74)
Fmlsea 28
this is why you should pay more attention or you might just find yourself in a tux .
swedeNix 13
Always wanted same as brangelina? They got married not that many years ago.. Hope she is older than 10;)
Merylwen 24
Actually they're not married. They just have six bastards.
Dan85 6
Red Flag!
xKandaxYuux 8
Not sure if this is still true or not because I don't really keep up with celebrities; but I heard that Brad and Angelina won't get married till everyone has the right of being married (meaning gays). So if that's the case you probably have a long while.
outoftown 27
So his future is hanging on a Supreme Court ruling this term? Yikes. OP, if she's boring you after just two months, RUN.
Bassgirl96 5
Well you should of not being nodding constantly
kwrat1 2
RUN BRO RUN!!
TheMystery13 13
1. PAY ATTENTION. 2. Get RID of the nutjob. 3. Brad and Angelina can go **** themselves to death.
J_C_maldonado 9
It's only been 2 months she shouldn't be talking about marriage
mkcherry 14
she probably knew you werent listening and said something crazy just to check. Two months is still pretty early so it's a good time to find out shes crazy as hell.
doglover100 29
I don't think they've even set a date.