Today, I went to dinner with my girlfriend of 2 months. This would have been great, had I not been nodding absentmindedly when she suggested that we start planning our wedding soon, because "she's always dreamt of being married on the same day as Brad and Angelina." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
Today, my fiancée suggested a 'Back To The Future' - themed wedding. FML
Today, the girl I've been dating for two weeks brought up the topic of marriage, then started asking me when we're moving in together. FML
Today, I'm planning my big sister's wedding. My long-term, live-in boyfriend walked by and saw me looking at the wedding tab on Pinterest, smirked, and said, "Don't get your hopes up." I had. FML
Today, after nearly six weeks of seeing a nice girl, we finally decided to make it official. Two hours later, she pulled out a bridal magazine and not-so-casually asked me which wedding location I thought was the nicest. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML
Today, the love of my life said, "You’d make a great husband! Whoever marries you in the future is gonna be so happy!" We’ve been together for 4 years and was planning to propose on her birthday in two weeks. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
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Top comments
DerrickJames 33
She was testing you. ALWAYS PAY ATTENTION, OP.
marxistbkly 3
In order to perfect the art of not listening to one's girlfriend, a gentleman must feign interest while never nodding or using phrases like, "that sounds great," or "of course dear." Further, there are keywords which should immediately focus one's attention. The principal words in this list are "wedding," and "married."
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Comments (74)
seandoc 13
2 months is a bit too quick to be considering marriage.... good luck OP.
perdix 31
How can she have "always" dreamt that? Brad was married to Jennifer Aniston until 2005, so that dream could not have preceded that . . . unless she's psychic. She seems psycho, so maybe all of the psych* adjectives apply to her.
djr1217 7
Ol boy you better run
micahdunk 13
Maybe you should cancel the wedding...and take her to see a shrink.
interesting33 37
Sly engagement :P Sneaky
justjimmy89 5
lol, women.. they're so WILEY!!
pradip 26
Just say you'll marry her when Angelina stops adopting kids.
procrastinator91 4
If you're not ready for marriage, you should definitely let her know sooner rather than later
mbuck87 19
Haha says procrastinator...
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Gee it's kinda pathetic that she dreams of being married the same day as famous people who don't even know she exists... I'll never get this obsession with the stars. Hope for you though she was just taking the piss because she noticed that you were not paying attention.
dgreen24 4
After 2 months? Is she Mormon? Geez!