Today, I went to dinner with my girlfriend of 2 months. This would have been great, had I not been nodding absentmindedly when she suggested that we start planning our wedding soon, because "she's always dreamt of being married on the same day as Brad and Angelina." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
Today, my fiancée suggested a 'Back To The Future' - themed wedding. FML
Today, the girl I've been dating for two weeks brought up the topic of marriage, then started asking me when we're moving in together. FML
Today, I'm planning my big sister's wedding. My long-term, live-in boyfriend walked by and saw me looking at the wedding tab on Pinterest, smirked, and said, "Don't get your hopes up." I had. FML
Today, after nearly six weeks of seeing a nice girl, we finally decided to make it official. Two hours later, she pulled out a bridal magazine and not-so-casually asked me which wedding location I thought was the nicest. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML
Today, the love of my life said, "You’d make a great husband! Whoever marries you in the future is gonna be so happy!" We’ve been together for 4 years and was planning to propose on her birthday in two weeks. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
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Top comments
DerrickJames 33
She was testing you. ALWAYS PAY ATTENTION, OP.
marxistbkly 3
In order to perfect the art of not listening to one's girlfriend, a gentleman must feign interest while never nodding or using phrases like, "that sounds great," or "of course dear." Further, there are keywords which should immediately focus one's attention. The principal words in this list are "wedding," and "married."
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Comments (74)
Incasabil 1
GTFO while you still can.
Ozxkar 6
Use protection (condoms) in case she want to have a bunch of kids just like the brangelina couple.
rikeebaz 2
Brad and Angelina aren't married so that is just code for "let's never get married". You can relax, congrats!
Whachubbleisthis 4
Creepy girlfriend you've got there!!
cougar41 8
Two dollar ring from the candy shop ??? Lol
wagne057 6
I think it's time you start listening rather than just hearing what she says. It would solve a lot of problems.
15young15 11
Run. Run away and never look back.
grtfuldeadlovr 27
Your an idiot
littlelegs93 5
2 months and already thinking of marriage.. ouch.
SoylentCandycorn 10
She may be hearing wedding bells, but I'm hearing alarm bells.