Today, I went to dinner with my girlfriend of 2 months. This would have been great, had I not been nodding absentmindedly when she suggested that we start planning our wedding soon, because "she's always dreamt of being married on the same day as Brad and Angelina." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
Today, my fiancée suggested a 'Back To The Future' - themed wedding. FML
Today, the girl I've been dating for two weeks brought up the topic of marriage, then started asking me when we're moving in together. FML
Today, I'm planning my big sister's wedding. My long-term, live-in boyfriend walked by and saw me looking at the wedding tab on Pinterest, smirked, and said, "Don't get your hopes up." I had. FML
Today, after nearly six weeks of seeing a nice girl, we finally decided to make it official. Two hours later, she pulled out a bridal magazine and not-so-casually asked me which wedding location I thought was the nicest. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML
Today, the love of my life said, "You’d make a great husband! Whoever marries you in the future is gonna be so happy!" We’ve been together for 4 years and was planning to propose on her birthday in two weeks. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
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Top comments
DerrickJames 33
She was testing you. ALWAYS PAY ATTENTION, OP.
marxistbkly 3
In order to perfect the art of not listening to one's girlfriend, a gentleman must feign interest while never nodding or using phrases like, "that sounds great," or "of course dear." Further, there are keywords which should immediately focus one's attention. The principal words in this list are "wedding," and "married."
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Comments (74)
perdix 31
Go for it! The sooner you get into the marriage, the sooner you can get out. If you're quick, you can get out without any alimony, and if you can think to wrap your willy, you won't have child support to pay. Good luck!
Enslaved 38
Are Brad and Angelina planning to get married? I thought they told Ellen that they would not get married until the day the United States legalizes all gay marriages! So much for standing up for a cause. :P
perdix 31
#25, once they heard that President Obama supported same-sex marriage, they figured that was good enough. Half a loaf is still pretty good.
klutz44 28
And their kids are begging them to get married.
SamanthaCassieL 10
run.
crazytwinsmom 25
She could probably tell he wasn't paying attention and is just messing with him.
SuperDanielNL 23
Run till your legs give in and hide.
jvercetti 5
Not as bad as her suggesting adopting as many kids as them
hateevryone 15
Better start planning
ksks1234 33
Op, are you calling yourself Brad because your girlfriend wants to get married on his wedding day, or is your name really Brad? If so, you should be able to tell her level of craziness if she starts calling herself Angelina.
Bookoholic 11
Pay a' bloody 'ttention then!
adameeo 21
Get out while you can!