Today, after weeks of looking for the source of an awful smell in our house, I found out our dog has been climbing over our loft banister, into the attic, and shitting. There were over twenty mounds. It took me almost four hours to clean up, and it still stinks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog took a dump beside the air intake for our furnace. The house now smells like dog crap. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Today, my dog apparently vomited straight down a heating vent while I was out. The stench was so bad that when I got home and the smell hit me, I threw up too. Looks like I'll be spending a few days with my mother as the house airs out. FML
Today, I finally discovered the reason my front room smelt funny. My dog, thinking the Christmas tree was real, has been peeing on it for the past two weeks. FML
Today, my house absolutely reeks of skunk after my dog got tagged at 10pm last night and we didn’t realize it until she was already back inside. This is on top of a nasty case of whole body poison ivy my 6 year-old is dealing with, and my wife’s appendix decided to leave the chat last week. FML
Today, I caught my dog attempting to shit on the carpet. When I saw him, I screamed. Startled, he ran around the house, continuing to take his shit. Now, I don't have to clean up a nice pile, I get to go on a scavenger hunt and find all of the scattered turds. FML
Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
Today, we learned that our dog can run and urinate simultaneously. The entire house smells like piss. FML
Today, I took my dog to the park. It had recently rained, and he started rolling in something unidentifiable. When I got home, I discovered it was a mixture of mud and who knows what else. Now my house smells like a swamp. FML
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Top comments
Geckosrock99 33
Looks like someone's going to have to be an outside dog... At least until he/she understands its not okay to poop in the house.
wesleyc2110 22
He's taking himself for a walk
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wesleyc2110 22
He's taking himself for a walk
Geckosrock99 33
Looks like someone's going to have to be an outside dog... At least until he/she understands its not okay to poop in the house.
kaitlynjane 28
Four hours of cleaning shit? Damn... I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. No wait, actually I probably would. Either way, FYL indeed.
takara98 17
FYL indeed
cumminsncope 4
An asshole of a dog... but this is ******* hilarious, nonetheless
jcash52426 5
What is your definition of mounds? I'm going to interpret it as 20 *****. On that note how did it take you 4 hours to pick that up. As for the smell use a shitload of air freshener.
JaneSimple 28
This is my 1st time getting published. Our attack has a sort of fiberboard, so it had sort of "soaked in."
JaneSimple 28
This is my first time getting an FML published!!! It sucked pretty bad ? there is a sort of fiberboard up there so it took a long time to get it all cleaned up!
blink831forever 13
Use resolve it will get rid of the smell and clean the area thoroughly. They even have a pet specific version.
kloring1 15
You didn't question why your dog was no longer defecating when you took it out?
finian1108 19
what a shitty situation