Today, I went commando for the first time at school. It went really well until gym class, when I got distracted and changed like I normally do. I didn’t realize my mistake until my friends started laughing. I accidentally stripped in front of my whole class. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML
Today, I went to a yoga class for the first time in a few years. When I went to change afterwards, I realized I'd split my pants at some point during the class. I think I understand why the girls behind me were laughing so hard now. FML
Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML
Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML
Today, I went commando because its 98 degrees and sweaty boxers are a pain. While walking to class at UT I heard a girl laugh behind me, I turned and flashed a quick smile and kept walking. It turns out I had sweat through my khakis and she totally could see my crack. Texas weather sucks. FML
Today, I was teaching a class of 17-year-old Japanese boys English. Tripping over a school bag, I caught my foot in the bottom of my very loose elastic trousers. I pulled them down with my foot as I stumbled, exposing my underwear to all 40 students. FML
Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML
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TumblrweedPasses 11
Why not wear underwear, especially if you had gym
BurnInDemonFire 39
Oh dear. Now people are gonna call you "Nudist", "Streaker", or "Stripper" for a week.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Oh dear. Now people are gonna call you "Nudist", "Streaker", or "Stripper" for a week.
WHSKitty4ever 23
Or longer! Lmao
RichardPencil 32
Laughing? Was there, um, significant shrinkage?
RichardPencil 32
Kind of. I suppose some things shrink when exposed to cold water.
Dave_Davington 34
He wasn't in the pool, so probably not.
TumblrweedPasses 11
Why not wear underwear, especially if you had gym
dcharold 11
How is this a thing? Where do you do gym but don't shower afterwards? Isn't everyone naked then?
GoNotreDame 3
Wait, why would that be shocking to them? Don't you shower after gym class anyway? Who goes from gym class to putting clothes on?
jttorkildson 21
At my school, we only showered for gym after we swam and we wore our suits.
winterthecatguy 1
I used to go commando every day, I just refused to change. Of course, now that I wear women's underwear I still can't LOL
SonofMnemosyne 20
I feel bad for y'all who had to shower after gym class. That's just awkward. Thankfully, here in Baltimore County, we use showers.