Today, I went to a first aid training course. I had to lie on the floor and pretend I was unconscious. We were supposed to be doing the recovery position, but the guy I was working with decided to perform CPR instead and grope my boobs in the process. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at the gym, I see a person laying unconscious on the ground with people crowded around. Previously being a lifeguard, and knowing CPR, I ran over and asked a man what happened, preparing to check his vitals. I then realized that the body was a dummy and the employees were doing a drill. FML
Today, it's April Fool's day. I had to take a CPR class, and everything was going well. We took a break and I went to get a drink of water and started choking. They thought I was making fun of the class, and made me leave. FML
Today, I was performing CPR on a woman on her floor while her internal defibrillator kept firing, making her whole body jump. When it fired, her hand went straight up into my nuts. FML
Today, I was training at work on proper techniques of physical restraint. As my coworker was practicing on me, I realized this was the first time I've had physical contact with a man in years. I'm ashamed to admit how good it felt to feel his weight pressed into my back as I pretended to resist. FML
Today, we were working with infant and adult CPR dummies. After practising flawless CPR on the adult dummy, I announced "And that's how you save someone." Then I tripped on the baby dummy and fell. My co-worker stood up and yelled out, "And that's how you kill a baby." FML
Today, I was at the pool, casually flirting with one of the lifeguards. He said that he would gladly give me CPR, in the event that I needed it. I laughed and thanked him, stating that it was a sweet idea, even though I wouldn't be needing assistance. I then choked on my bottled water. FML
Today, I saw a man lying on the street. He seemed unconscious, so, being a nurse I went over and found he had choked. I removed the object from his throat and used CPR to revive him. My reward? A mouthful of vomit. FML
Today, in my lifeguarding course, I had to pull a 200-pound boy out of the pool in an exercise to practice using our legs when lifting. I, being only 90 pounds, tried pulling and ended up falling into the pool, landing with my lady parts on his face. FML
Today, I fainted. Instead of stopping to help, some guy stopped to draw a penis on my forehead. The EMT laughed. FML
Today, I'd signed up to try a workout class at the gym. However, as soon as the instructor started the class, I realized it was much more intense than I had anticipated. I ended up passing out and had to be carried out of the class by the instructor. FML
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s3kShUn47 20
In front of multiple people? And you, nor anybody else said anything about it..?
Greenteamextreme 16
Should have kicked him in the nuts and blamed it on those final death throes!
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Comments (82)
Miss_Berdy 5
Wow.. Someone is smart.
NateTheGreat132 14
That's actually really, really dangerous. Doing CPR on someone that doesn't need it can kill them, because when you do a chest compression, it's essentially forcing the heart to beat, which, when the heart is beating on its own already...that's not good.
Brandi_Faith 34
I'm pretty sure the guy didn't actually do any chest compressions at all, he just wanted to grope her boobs.
tompou6 19
Chest compressions can do a lot more to an individual who does not need CPR. I.E. Broken ribs, punctured lung(s), the heart could stop, and death.
KayyKaylyn 14
Should of grabbed his **** in return, so disgusting.. I'm sorry for you OP
pollymo14 13
Why are people saying she deserved it? She didn't.
ostfaiz 18
may be Op is very attractive with a lovely pair of boobs
ShadowlessSpear 21
OP clearly deserves it for being female.
captainsmegma 12
From my limited training in first aid a good boob grope is essential to the recovery position. If that should fail I believe you are then supposed to motorboat said boobies. It's been awhile since I've had first aid training.
5secondsofvvifi 21
OP, that really sucks. Do you have some kind of Instructor? Maybe you could switch partners. That's also kind of creepy, I would watch out of that guy. We recently learned CPR in health class actually, and they have CPR dummies. Do you guys maybe have any of those, so that you could work alone? Hope this problem is fixed soon, OP.
ostfaiz 18
How long he was your companion, such a greedy person, hope he didn't suck ur lips!
tompou6 19
People like that shouldn't be doing first aid in the first place, it's immoral. Btw, he shouldn't have started compressions, it could cause injuries.
iAisu 7
If only those kind of men would disappear. >.< Excuse me... I mean little boys.
BeepBeepSwerve 9
"little boys"..says the guy with the pokemon pic....
iAisu 7
I'm a girl by the way. And there's nothing wrong with liking Pokemon at my age. I'm not afraid to like something because I don't care what people say. Obviously you care too much about what others think of you.
BeepBeepSwerve 9
you cared enough to respond
skittyskatbrat 19
Hope you pitched one hell of a fit about it and got his ass kicked out.