Today, I went to a cosmetic dentist and got a chip in my tooth filled in that I’d had since I was 7. I went out later and my friend jokingly hit my head against the table a few times to make fun of me showing off my teeth. He slipped. I fell. I now have 2 chipped teeth and a broken nose. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend when I accidentally kneed him in the chin and chipped his front tooth. I broke his real tooth, as well as the fake part from when he chipped it ten years ago. FML
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Today, I bit into a barbecue-ed corn cob, forgetting I had a filling on my chipped front tooth. I re-chipped it. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML
Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML
Today, I was working out and doing box jumps. My friend thought it would be funny to kick the box aside as I tried to jump onto it. Now I have 2 broken teeth. FML
Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML
Today, I was eating a bag of chips when one of the pieces broke off into a sharp point and when I chewed it, it stabbed into my gums. When I got up to wash the blood out of my mouth, I hit my big toe on my desk corner. FML
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piderman13 0
YDI for not stopping him. how can hitting your head against the table end well?
livingdeadgirl 0
Oh **** that you should have beaten the shit out of him until his nose was broken too and had chipped teeth.
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Comments (87)
Lucky19 0
YDI for doing something that will obviously end badly FYL for getting hurt I think I prefer YDI, though
anon_anon_anon 1
O_o why is this person your friend?
simplewhimsy 0
Crappy friend ya got there.
superweak_fml 0
"My friend jokingly hit my head against the table a few times..." what?
pewpz 0
Hahaha #67 I was just about to say the same thing.
takran 0
^^ Count me in with 67 and 68.
mattmag 0
He (or his parents, depending on age) had better pay for your bill.
unixorn 1
Your friend is a douchebag. Who slams someone's face into a table as a joke? After he pays for your teeth and nose, find smarter friends.
TryToBeKind 0
I know he was joking, but he really should help you pay for those things!
Emmett_Luver_101 0
i was GONNA say you deserved it cuz i originally thought it said YOU jokingly hit your head lol im a dork :P but seriously the op doesnt deserve it you dont pick your friends! wait a minute.... close enough!