Today, I went to a cosmetic dentist and got a chip in my tooth filled in that I’d had since I was 7. I went out later and my friend jokingly hit my head against the table a few times to make fun of me showing off my teeth. He slipped. I fell. I now have 2 chipped teeth and a broken nose. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend when I accidentally kneed him in the chin and chipped his front tooth. I broke his real tooth, as well as the fake part from when he chipped it ten years ago. FML
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Today, I bit into a barbecue-ed corn cob, forgetting I had a filling on my chipped front tooth. I re-chipped it. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML
Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML
Today, I was working out and doing box jumps. My friend thought it would be funny to kick the box aside as I tried to jump onto it. Now I have 2 broken teeth. FML
Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML
Today, I was eating a bag of chips when one of the pieces broke off into a sharp point and when I chewed it, it stabbed into my gums. When I got up to wash the blood out of my mouth, I hit my big toe on my desk corner. FML
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piderman13 0
YDI for not stopping him. how can hitting your head against the table end well?
livingdeadgirl 0
Oh **** that you should have beaten the shit out of him until his nose was broken too and had chipped teeth.
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Comments (87)
vicxxx 0
YDI How can "hit my head against the table" can be a joke or even funny?!?
gregthestrange 3
make him pay. And everyone who says that YDI, I'm pretty sure the friend just grabbed OP's head and hit it against the table without warning, and not that OP was dumb enough to allow this to happen
ad27 0
Fyl. At least I have free healthcare up here in Canada!
beachgal 0
two things wrong here: 1.) why would you ever let your friend do that after just getting your tooth fixed? 2.) what the hell is wrong with your friend that he thought it would be funny to do that? i hope he's paying for a portion of the bills to make up for what he did
ItsAshxD 0
That sucks. My brother chipped my tooth by jumping on my head and making it smash into the floor. I've got it fixed four times since then. That must've hurt though. :l
xHaniffax 0
Your friend...is a fucktard.
xThatRandomGirlx 0
Get a new friend! And make this one pay for the next procedure
ams7509 0
actually this didn't even happen so.... stop telling lies
gumcuzzler 0
can you say ******* IDIOT? GG NOOB
deliciouskaek 1
When your 'friend' slams your head into a table, he is not joking, if only because that shit is not funny.