Today, I went to a cosmetic dentist and got a chip in my tooth filled in that I’d had since I was 7. I went out later and my friend jokingly hit my head against the table a few times to make fun of me showing off my teeth. He slipped. I fell. I now have 2 chipped teeth and a broken nose. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend when I accidentally kneed him in the chin and chipped his front tooth. I broke his real tooth, as well as the fake part from when he chipped it ten years ago. FML
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Today, I bit into a barbecue-ed corn cob, forgetting I had a filling on my chipped front tooth. I re-chipped it. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML
Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML
Today, I was working out and doing box jumps. My friend thought it would be funny to kick the box aside as I tried to jump onto it. Now I have 2 broken teeth. FML
Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML
Today, I was eating a bag of chips when one of the pieces broke off into a sharp point and when I chewed it, it stabbed into my gums. When I got up to wash the blood out of my mouth, I hit my big toe on my desk corner. FML
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piderman13 0
YDI for not stopping him. how can hitting your head against the table end well?
livingdeadgirl 0
Oh **** that you should have beaten the shit out of him until his nose was broken too and had chipped teeth.
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Comments (87)
rakhil11 7
ok i honestly don't get y every1 is saying the friend is an idiot...honestly, me and my friends would screw around like that (now come the age 12 comments, yes i am 12 :P ) but shit that sucks!!!
chachacha_fml 0
your friend is a jerk.
Monty_Python 0
jokingly? wow
ilikerainbows 0
i feel bad for the table surely no two people can be THIS dumb
HeyitsPheddy 0
get better friends
indian_goddess 0
your friend is...strange
deplorableworld 0
I'd have beat him up afterwards so I could've said, "Well, you should've seen the other guy..."
nofyourlife 0
Haha don't feel bad, you're not the only one - when I was 7 (this seems to be a popular age for tooth injuries...), I brought a baton to school for gymnastics after school. I happened to be leaning my chin on it when my friend came up from behind me and whacked me in the head to say hello (?!). Broke the corners off my two permanent front teeth that had JUST come in.
northernlights_fml 0
Sounds like you need more mature friends.
Anonymice_fml 0
You need new friends.