Today, I went to a club. The only guy who asked me to dance introduced himself as "Bird Dog." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, desperate to meet a guy, I went clubbing. The only guy to show any interest opened with, "You're hot, for a black chick!" FML
Rave on
Today, I decided to go to a club with my friends. I was flattered when an attractive guy started dancing with me. Later, I went to grab my money to pay for my dinner and realized while dancing, the very sneaky man pulled my forty dollars out of my pocket. FML
Today, I went out clubbing and hit the dance floor, hoping to impress some girls with my moves. All I got was a bunch of weird looks and was told by one girl that I'm the "whitest black guy" she's ever seen. FML
The Lady in Red
Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML
Don't even try
Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML
Misleading
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML
Today, I went to a club to celebrate New Year's Eve. A cute guy came up to me at the bar and asked my name. I thought my 8 year long dry spell was finally about to end. I smiled and said "Chrissy!" He said "That's a whore's name!" and wandered back off into the crowd. FML
Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls. I quickly got thrown out for "harassing the ladies." FML
Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML
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slushpup9696 12
Maybe that's his name, and he'll be posting an FML soon about a girl who refused to dance with him because of his name.
slushpup9696 12
Yeah. I hate my name, Hospital Ceiling. Everyone makes fun of me and turns me down at dances.
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Comments (140)
mind_geek 15
Says the person whose screen name is epicmayonaisse...
justanotherbird 19
Exactly what I was thinking....you can't expect much when you name yourself after a glob of processed white fat.
dukefan302 4
or maybe its someone tryin to be cool O.o
ohhsnappitsme 15
Maybe the guy's name was Roberto and it sounded like 'bird dog'?
Ins0mau 20
Oh my. Wish I was called Bird Dog! Sounds awesome!
talhakr 3
My name is 'brad hog' u deaf b****!
RedPillSucks 33
Wait till you see where he sticks his nose.
spez8 2
He finally got out of prison?!
fadedflyer16 0
well your perspective is wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!
leadman1989 16
He's the dawg the big bad dawg the birrdddd hunta
Hellisforthedead 2
Where do you go? The Library?