Today, I pulled out an annoying nose hair with a tweezer and it made me cry. Not particularly painful but it triggered the tear duct. Had to pretend it was from yawning when someone asked why the teary eye. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML
Today, while vainly running a comb through my balding hair, I noticed a hair sticking out of my nose. I yanked it out, and the pain made me tear up a little. It was an inch long. I'm 24 and beginning to have more hair in my nose than on my head. FML
Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML
Today, I got up at 2 a.m. to pee. Searing pain stabbed my eye as soon as I opened it. I spent the next 30 min in agony, tears, and snot pouring down my face, trying to find the eyelash in my dry eye. Instead, I pulled a 2-inch long, invisible white, crinkly hair from my dog's undercoat out of my eye. SO. MUCH. PAIN. FML
Today, I was attempting to tame my bushy eyebrows, since I'm starting a new job in a few days and need to look somewhat presentable, when I poked myself in the eye. Hard. I thought I’d blinded myself for a few moments. Now it’s just red, sore and watery. FML
Today, I have a zit on the edge of my nostril, along with severe allergies. I can no longer tell if my tears are from pain or hay fever. FML
Today, I got a painful scratch on my nose. Nasty kitty? Nope. I never imagined a dried booger stuck in my handkerchief could be this hard and this sharp. FML
Today, I went to pull a nose hair out, only to end up pulling a spider out by its legs. FML
Today, while at work, I managed to scrape open the inside of my nose with my fingernail, drawing blood in the process. I had to quickly up an explanation for my scream that didn't go: "Well, I was scouting for boogers..." FML
Today, I found out that when you put Kleenex up your nose to stop it from constantly draining snot, it is possible for it to rip and get stuck in your nose when you try to take it out. Words cannot describe how incredibly uncomfortable that was. FML
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Justkidding100 41
why are you picking nose hairs around other people anyway? especially people you obviously don't want to know you're doing it??
Inkoseh 33
Please, no-one tell him scissors or nose hair trimmers exist!!
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Comments (6)
DarkAngelsBlade 25
Wuss! You know it's a bodily function when the nose has pain. If they don't they're the embarrassment lol.
Justkidding100 41
why are you picking nose hairs around other people anyway? especially people you obviously don't want to know you're doing it??
coius 23
Oof, even as a guy I get this problem. Except it’s really painful too! (And I have a high pain tolerance). My sympathies on that.
Inkoseh 33
Please, no-one tell him scissors or nose hair trimmers exist!!
randybryant799 21
So where were you as you plucked hair out of your nose? Standing in a group of people? Isn't that sort of thing usually done in front of the bathroom mirror?