EpicMayonnaise
United States
Today, I went to a club. The only guy who asked me to dance introduced himself as "Bird Dog." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Qualicum Beach, Canada
Today, desperate to meet a guy, I went clubbing. The only guy to show any interest opened with, "You're hot, for a black chick!" FML
poorclubgoer
United States
Rave on
Today, I decided to go to a club with my friends. I was flattered when an attractive guy started dancing with me. Later, I went to grab my money to pay for my dinner and realized while dancing, the very sneaky man pulled my forty dollars out of my pocket. FML
I Tried
Burton, United States
Today, I went out clubbing and hit the dance floor, hoping to impress some girls with my moves. All I got was a bunch of weird looks and was told by one girl that I'm the "whitest black guy" she's ever seen. FML
Anonymous
United States
The Lady in Red
Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML
divingconfidence
Maple Grove, United States
Don't even try
Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML
KL.
Canada
Misleading
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
IcantDance!
Daphne, United States
Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML
cakestar9
Ennis, Ireland
Today, I went to a club to celebrate New Year's Eve. A cute guy came up to me at the bar and asked my name. I thought my 8 year long dry spell was finally about to end. I smiled and said "Chrissy!" He said "That's a whore's name!" and wandered back off into the crowd. FML
Anonymous
Rocklin, United States
Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls. I quickly got thrown out for "harassing the ladies." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML
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slushpup9696 12
Maybe that's his name, and he'll be posting an FML soon about a girl who refused to dance with him because of his name.
slushpup9696 12
Yeah. I hate my name, Hospital Ceiling. Everyone makes fun of me and turns me down at dances.
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ohmandapants 17
My cousin went to a club and got hit on my a guy who thought he was slick and told her she had a "horny name" (he was french). People in clubs are ******* WEIRD you can't expect great things there. FYL though.
TheOtherMakona 0
What if all the other guys were too nervous to ask, and OP is intimidatingly attractive? Then again, that's probably my nerd train of thought speaking...
Egnar 19
It's becoming increasingly obvious that more and more "normal" guys AREN'T asking girls to dance at clubs because girls are getting more and more bitchy about responses, as if guys are doing something wrong when they go out on a limb and asking somebody if they want to dance - Treating it like "hey wanna dance" is code for "want to have unprotected sex on the dance floor?". So, get used to it, the thousands of girls before you on that dancefloor caused this.
a_nutritionist 10
from the sound of things, she caused it herself too. hate to tell you girl but guys do purposefully avoid girls who look like they think theyre hot shit and for people to fall over each other to be with you. from your 'oh noe, no1 has asked me out' comment it sounds like you were oozing 'more hassle than shes worth' vibes. people dont exist to do shit for you. you wanna dance, either do it or find someone yourself. women are responsible for the type of attention they get now, so enjoy.
HarveyMalone 0
I am My Mother's ******.
ohmandapants 17
Well you must get picked on a lot.
ikickgingers 15
YDI. Completely drunk guys won't even talk to you ? Fail.
ikickgingers 15
It wasn't a shot at her why the negative comments?? Boo urns I'm just saying maybe she comes off as unapproachable or snobbish ??? I don't talk to guys who are dead pan serious and not having fun maybe it was that kind of sit.
Arch27 27
Have you heard about the bird? Well - everybody's talking about the bird! Bird bird bird! Bird is the word!
Aragno_fml 5
if you'd said yes, you'd be known as "Rabbit Cat".
hdubs 0
At clubs you're supposed to just dance... Not wait for a guy to ask you to dance..
CryMoreFMLs 15
The internet is a generally more social place then real life is nowadays anyway. Atleast from my perspective...
leannecloveryau 11
that is so gay.