Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I'd been trying to go out with all semester. The second I had gone to dinner with and he seemed nice. I was the designated driver. They drank too much and, on the way home, hooked up in the back seat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML
Today, after a great double date with my best friend and two really hot guys, we went back to my place. My friend and I left the guys in the living room to go grab some more wine. When we came back, we found our dates making out with each other on the couch. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML
Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML
Today, I got stood up by all five of my friends. I had to spend two hours getting hit on by a guy because I didn't feel safe to drive home. Their excuse? They didn't think I was serious when I said I was already at the bar. FML
Today, my mom took me to a bar to cheer me up after being dumped. Two cute guys around my age kept looking over at us the whole night. When I told my mom, she said she was going to get them to come talk to me. Instead, she ended up leaving with both of them. FML
Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML
Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML
Today, I went out drinking with a friend I've been crushing on for a while now. After we'd been talking and had a few, she said, "Man, I haven't gotten laid in months! Do you mind?" Surprised but hopeful, I nodded. She leaned over, hugged me, and went to hit on a guy by the bar. FML
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YerPal 0
That's so hot!
Gringo_fml 0
Threesome?
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s_babyyyx3 0
Ha! Better luck next time, baby.
hurr 0
To all you who are confused -- I think that the poster is gay. While it makes this FML less shocking/funny, it makes more sense. Also kind of makes sense with the nick: "sad_gay". By my reading, the story's more like this: "I'm a gay man who tried to take out two guys I'm interested in. However, things didn't quite go according to plan, and instead of hooking up with me, they hooked up with each other." Would have been funnier the other way!
AntiChrist7 0
that's what you get when you date 2 guys at the same time: YDI
Alex_DeLarge 0
#20 is right; it was posted by "sad gay"
LeftHanded_fml 0
Either way this could turn into a threesome. 1. Your going to the bar with 2 guys already, sounds like it could end up in a threesome. 2. (What actualy happened) They got hammered, and started hooking up. Ends in a threesome.
djqlue 0
That's sick. Thank for putting the image of two guys going at it in my mind queer.
rejected_incubus 0
WoW! I dont care how much a drink i would never hook up with a dude. hooked up with plenty of girls who look like dudes though. "Alcohol, his and her pleasure in one".
Crazee108 3
Go join then. =p
fueledbyamy 0
#26, what's so bad about two guys together?
MrJentipede 2
This was funnier before I read "sad gay," now it's just gross.