Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I'd been trying to go out with all semester. The second I had gone to dinner with and he seemed nice. I was the designated driver. They drank too much and, on the way home, hooked up in the back seat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML
Today, after a great double date with my best friend and two really hot guys, we went back to my place. My friend and I left the guys in the living room to go grab some more wine. When we came back, we found our dates making out with each other on the couch. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML
Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML
Today, I got stood up by all five of my friends. I had to spend two hours getting hit on by a guy because I didn't feel safe to drive home. Their excuse? They didn't think I was serious when I said I was already at the bar. FML
Today, my mom took me to a bar to cheer me up after being dumped. Two cute guys around my age kept looking over at us the whole night. When I told my mom, she said she was going to get them to come talk to me. Instead, she ended up leaving with both of them. FML
Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML
Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML
Today, I went out drinking with a friend I've been crushing on for a while now. After we'd been talking and had a few, she said, "Man, I haven't gotten laid in months! Do you mind?" Surprised but hopeful, I nodded. She leaned over, hugged me, and went to hit on a guy by the bar. FML
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YerPal 0
That's so hot!
Gringo_fml 0
Threesome?
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mikaela33194 0
#83: The argument that "if everyone was gay the population would die out" is a pointless argument. What about if the whole population was made of people who were unable to have children...then we would die out too. The argument of whether being gay, lesbian, bi or transgender is right or wrong cannot be argued by using whether it yields reproduction or not. The debate is based on people's personal fears and own comforts and own beliefs. If you don't like gay people or you don't agree with it that is your personal freedom, but to try to back it up with such ridiculous "what if" scenarios is unfounded and ridiculous.
mikaela33194 0
And although I think in these comments the OP's original very traditional FML was totally turned into a debate of whether LGBT people are ok or not, I encourage everyone to read this: http://bligbi.com/2006/06/30/10-reasons-gay-marriage-will-ruin-society/
Emico_fml 0
Haha! That's hot! Lucky you for seeing it!
foom101 0
Aww, lol.
mattmag 0
You didn't join in?
foygirl13 0
jboogie..if you're against gay marriages then you should stop commenting on this FML.
lss282 0
You know what... at first I said FYL, but in truth YDI because you had the perfect opportunity to jump in their and get it from BOTH guys and you chickened out, FOOL! (and don't even try and say you weren't looking for that, because if that's the case you had no business going out with both of them at the same time.
foygirl13 0
agreed with 98
basketballbabee 0
Hahahaha sucks for you. but why would you go to a bar with them at the same time...if you were interested in both of them?! idiot. but yeah THREESOME. haha.
mikaela33194 0
#97 For clarification. I am not against gay marriage by any means. In fact quite the opposite. The link I posted is satirical. It pokes fun at the argument against gay marriage. If you had read it all the way through, perhaps you would have understood that.